you gotta sample the product before you ship it

Studlystuf: lemme ask you this
Studlystuf: why do girls crave man seed so much?
msevier31: well
msevier31: my shit TASTES good
msevier31: but they dont know that going in
msevier31: the good taste is only good for repeat business
Studlystuf: next question
Studlystuf: how do you know your shit tastes so good
msevier31: dude i jank it in my mouth every time
msevier31: you gotta test the broth
msevier31: make sure you didnt oversalt the stew
Studlystuf: too late
Studlystuf: i think i just shot in my shorts

you know how i know you're gay?