Whateva! (True Life: I'm A Staten Island Girl, running commentary)

msevier31 (9:05:12 PM): look at those bags
msevier31 (9:05:23 PM): cartography torso
Studlystuf (9:05:45 PM): map of manhattan

msevier31 (9:07:46 PM): did he give her the blowjob eyes
Studlystuf (9:07:55 PM): he wants to knock, bitch
msevier31 (9:07:55 PM): what sort of straight guy kisses a female friend
msevier31 (9:07:58 PM): or anyone on the lips at all
msevier31 (9:08:07 PM): unless theyre lookin to move lower on the globe
msevier31 (9:08:12 PM): a little southern hemisphere

msevier31 (9:08:30 PM): god i wish i could eat sushi all the time
msevier31 (9:08:39 PM): and thats not a euphemism for buhgina

msevier31 (9:08:52 PM): "dating" 10
msevier31 (9:08:57 PM): why do bitches categorize that shit
msevier31 (9:09:03 PM): its called a rolodex, trick

msevier31 (9:09:37 PM): thats why no one leaves the island
msevier31 (9:09:40 PM): they go elsewhere and get laughed at
msevier31 (9:09:45 PM): in their little bubble, theyre amazing
msevier31 (9:09:48 PM): its like the private school crowd
msevier31 (9:09:58 PM): why so many of those assholes never leave the casady circle or okc/ednas
Studlystuf (9:10:20 PM): cos they cant hack it
msevier31 (9:10:25 PM): totally
msevier31 (9:10:28 PM): washed up

msevier31 (9:10:59 PM): holy fucked up face, batman
msevier31 (9:11:01 PM): what was going on there
msevier31 (9:11:11 PM): that shit is beat the fuck up

msevier31 (9:14:29 PM): god, when youre getting stereotyped by a black dude or a rocker dude with tats, now youve got a problem

Studlystuf (9:16:25 PM): we could have been huge…...ly unpopular on staten island
msevier31 (9:16:40 PM): oh god
Studlystuf (9:16:42 PM): we would "of" been nothing on that island
msevier31 (9:16:44 PM): we might not have lived
Studlystuf (9:16:53 PM): you mean cos of the hiv
Studlystuf (9:16:55 PM): or cos of our mouths
msevier31 (9:16:57 PM): those guys would have brought all their gym buddies to wail on us
msevier31 (9:17:05 PM): mouths
msevier31 (9:17:07 PM): on their girlfriends
msevier31 (9:17:10 PM): and on their egos
Studlystuf (9:17:27 PM): i dont think what we have (which is nothing) would do it for staten island girls
msevier31 (9:17:35 PM): ha
msevier31 (9:17:38 PM): well
msevier31 (9:17:44 PM): i think youd be surprised
Studlystuf (9:17:50 PM): im sure i would be
msevier31 (9:17:50 PM): we have universal appeal ;-)
Studlystuf (9:17:53 PM): haha
msevier31 (9:17:54 PM): chameleon baby
msevier31 (9:18:13 PM): i can flow with just about anyone
Studlystuf (9:18:15 PM): hispanics like me i think
Studlystuf (9:18:17 PM): i feel good about that
msevier31 (9:18:23 PM): not bc you work hard
msevier31 (9:18:26 PM): why would spics like you
msevier31 (9:18:34 PM): do you treat em as humans?
msevier31 (9:18:35 PM): haha
Studlystuf (9:18:35 PM): im a man of the people?
msevier31 (9:18:42 PM): you know how to relate to the commoners?
Studlystuf (9:18:47 PM): absolutely
msevier31 (9:18:53 PM): youre a good guy
Studlystuf (9:18:55 PM): the girls i work with really seem to enjoy me
Studlystuf (9:18:58 PM): and they're hispanic
msevier31 (9:19:03 PM): thats bc youre the shifta
msevier31 (9:19:07 PM): they cant help but like you

Studlystuf (9:20:47 PM): ya spikes ah'not too loong, not too shawt
msevier31 (9:20:48 PM): was there an analogy there

msevier31 (9:21:00 PM): the longer you wait the more you want it
msevier31 (9:21:08 PM): so he's wondering "am i not getting a blowjob tonight"
msevier31 (9:21:58 PM): she turned him off with the "longer you wait" talk
Studlystuf (9:22:20 PM): she turned him off with the ... talking

Studlystuf (9:24:57 PM): here's her dad
Studlystuf (9:24:59 PM): crushing her dreams
msevier31 (9:25:09 PM): and mouthkissing her
Studlystuf (9:25:14 PM): this guy is definitely a gangsta
msevier31 (9:25:14 PM): maybe he's angling for the pussy
msevier31 (9:25:22 PM): ha total mob boss

Studlystuf (9:26:54 PM): oh the claws are coming out after the break
msevier31 (9:26:56 PM): have you seen saw 1 or 2?
Studlystuf (9:27:01 PM): i saw the first 1 ---
msevier31 (9:27:08 PM): did you like
Studlystuf (9:27:17 PM): i thought it was clever
msevier31 (9:27:21 PM): right
Studlystuf (9:27:24 PM): i think the guy who wrote it needs to be investigated
Studlystuf (9:27:26 PM): for...something
msevier31 (9:27:27 PM): hahaha
msevier31 (9:27:31 PM): no shit
msevier31 (9:27:34 PM): who thinks of that crap
Studlystuf (9:27:37 PM): cos im certain he's guilty
Studlystuf (9:27:40 PM): of whatever
Studlystuf (9:27:46 PM): obviously someone smarter than me
Studlystuf (9:27:49 PM): and scarier
msevier31 (9:27:53 PM): much scarier
Studlystuf (9:27:54 PM): someine i dont want running loose
msevier31 (9:27:57 PM): totally fucked up
Studlystuf (9:28:04 PM): like brian urlacuher meets einstein
msevier31 (9:28:10 PM): that m night shyamalan aint too healthy either
msevier31 (9:28:25 PM): brian urlacher meets einstein haha

Studlystuf (9:28:45 PM): jojo!
msevier31 (9:28:46 PM): ...i love you...jojo...

Studlystuf (9:29:06 PM): is it kirsten or kristen dunst
msevier31 (9:29:17 PM): k-i-r i believe
Studlystuf (9:29:32 PM): either way - not attractive
msevier31 (9:29:37 PM): god no
msevier31 (9:29:38 PM): she has fangs
msevier31 (9:29:41 PM): and a fucked up face

Studlystuf (9:30:56 PM): god can i get that “wawtt-evaw” for my txt msg tone
Studlystuf (9:30:59 PM): that's so big
msevier31 (9:31:01 PM): ahaha

Studlystuf (9:33:34 PM): you need to meet a made guy
Studlystuf (9:33:38 PM): get married, get pampered
Studlystuf (9:33:41 PM): let him have his hoowah
msevier31 (9:33:42 PM): hahaha
Studlystuf (9:33:48 PM): pretend to be happy, like everyone else

Studlystuf (9:34:27 PM): is he hugging someone?!
Studlystuf (9:34:31 PM): his date, perhaps
msevier31 (9:34:34 PM): ha no shit
msevier31 (9:34:38 PM): his blowjob du jour
Studlystuf (9:34:46 PM): "i dont wanna be 35 and single"
Studlystuf (9:34:52 PM): ...id rather by married and miserable
msevier31 (9:34:55 PM): no shit

Studlystuf (9:36:55 PM): total gangsta pad
Studlystuf (9:36:59 PM): he has the progection screen for a tv
msevier31 (9:37:00 PM): hood rich
Studlystuf (9:37:08 PM): wow, typo
Studlystuf (9:37:09 PM): but i like it
Studlystuf (9:37:11 PM): proGection
msevier31 (9:37:14 PM): yeah im ok with it
msevier31 (9:37:17 PM): especially with capital G
Studlystuf (9:37:17 PM): it screams orgasm to me
Studlystuf (9:37:24 PM): thats a brand name baby
Studlystuf (9:37:28 PM): proGection projection tv's
msevier31 (9:37:31 PM): are you branding that right now

Studlystuf (9:39:46 PM): this chick must feel so out of place
Studlystuf (9:39:49 PM): with no black people in the movie
Studlystuf (9:39:54 PM): not getting it on with a brother
msevier31 (9:40:12 PM): which chick
msevier31 (9:40:22 PM): was there a julia stiles joke that i missed?
Studlystuf (9:40:27 PM): that was it
msevier31 (9:40:29 PM): haha
Studlystuf (9:40:31 PM): every movie she's in --
msevier31 (9:40:32 PM): i blacked out for a minute
Studlystuf (9:40:35 PM): she's getting with a black dude
msevier31 (9:40:36 PM): yeah she loves chocolate
msevier31 (9:40:41 PM): maybe she has a gaping vagina
Studlystuf (9:40:42 PM): brown suga
Studlystuf (9:40:43 PM): mmmm
Studlystuf (9:40:46 PM): maybe?
msevier31 (9:40:47 PM): has to fill it somehow
msevier31 (9:40:51 PM): haha
msevier31 (9:40:56 PM): well after all those black guys im sure its gaping
Studlystuf (9:40:56 PM): "ive had so many black guys inside me, im starting to feel ashy"
msevier31 (9:40:59 PM): but chicken or the egg?
msevier31 (9:41:00 PM): hitler
msevier31 (9:41:02 PM): i was about to go there
msevier31 (9:41:04 PM): ashy, so good

msevier31 (9:47:21 PM): we just met
msevier31 (9:47:24 PM): are we committed
Studlystuf (9:47:29 PM): lets go somewhere
msevier31 (9:47:33 PM): lol
msevier31 (9:47:37 PM): hummer in my jeep?
Studlystuf (9:47:43 PM): jeep
Studlystuf (9:47:44 PM): why go outside
Studlystuf (9:47:47 PM): you may not be able to get back in

Studlystuf (9:51:05 PM): i love the age old accusation tha tmen will fuck any chick
Studlystuf (9:51:18 PM): where is the scoreboard "women will fuck any FAMOUS guy"
Studlystuf (9:51:26 PM): where's the discretion there
msevier31 (9:51:29 PM): hitler
msevier31 (9:51:34 PM): its in the negative i think
Studlystuf (9:51:34 PM): guys think with their dick
Studlystuf (9:51:39 PM): no exceptions
Studlystuf (9:51:41 PM): no equivocations
Studlystuf (9:51:47 PM): women think with their... i dont even know
Studlystuf (9:51:53 PM): if you have money and/or power/fame
Studlystuf (9:51:54 PM): you're in
Studlystuf (9:51:55 PM): done.
msevier31 (9:52:04 PM): is that thinking with their ovaries
msevier31 (9:52:14 PM): their ovaries crave money and power?
Studlystuf (9:52:17 PM): primal nature

msevier31 (9:54:29 PM): would you fuck this broad angela
Studlystuf (9:54:36 PM): duh
Studlystuf (9:54:38 PM): without a rubber
msevier31 (9:54:42 PM): ahaha
msevier31 (9:54:51 PM): pull out and cartographize?
msevier31 (9:55:09 PM): “im not gonna look like this forever”
Studlystuf (9:55:14 PM): “when im 35, when no guy is gonna want me anymore”
Studlystuf (9:55:18 PM): yea, that's pretty much.. spot on
msevier31 (9:55:27 PM): no shit

msevier31 (9:56:20 PM): id ALMOST consider hitting it with those glasses on
Studlystuf (9:56:25 PM): audition at a mall....
msevier31 (9:56:26 PM): but i wouldnt
Studlystuf (9:56:30 PM): what kind of audition is this
msevier31 (9:56:31 PM): haha no shit
Studlystuf (9:56:31 PM): real world?
Studlystuf (9:56:34 PM): raw meat?
msevier31 (9:56:39 PM): a staten island casting

msevier31 (9:58:03 PM): from horse shit comes flowers -- is that the GP motto
Studlystuf (9:58:03 PM): im so into it