ruff ryders
lemme paint a picture for you: i drive a mustang cobra, so im fairly low to the ground, but quite a bit higher than your camaro (or lowrider, for you beaners in the audience). the kind of truck im describing is one of those f250 or extended cab/widebed pickups ... im trying to give a decent description here b/c i dont know all the hillbilly lingo for pickups, despite all but about 18 months of my life in oklahoma and texas.
anyways, its one of those fairly large trucks, with the lift kit and 35" (im making this number up) tires, all sorts of frivolous rigging and accessories no one uses
anyways, what i really like is when one of these "penis trucks" pulls up alongside me, and then i get a glimpse in the side window and all i can see is a head about the size of my fist and a face that doesnt look a day over 14.
seeing a little cherub driving a massive truck just makes me giggle. it seems almost as incongruous as females and reality...or reality stars and success
speaking of batman...
some random gym questions that i actually want feedback on, whether or not youre an idiot.
1. if youre a female, and a guy [that you dont know] comes up and talks to you at the gym, do you assume he's hitting on you?
1a. what if all he does is offer you advice on form or technique for the exercise youre doing?
1b. what if he tells you that you have nice skin?
2. male or female, do you do anything if someone keeps watching you or staring at you throughout your workout? does it matter if this is a member of the same sex or opposite sex?
3. is it annoying when someone jumps on the treadmill or cardio machine right next to you when there are plenty of other machines of the same type available, next to no one?
4. what could someone possibly be thinking eating a bag of peanut M&Ms while working out? what about drinking a soda (not the diet kind, either) while working? literally during a set of leg extensions?
5. if you see someone you know at the gym, what is the obligation? can you do the head nod? do you have to pause your music and take the headphones off to make conversation?
5a. does it change the situation if that person is on a cardio machine?
5b. assuming you dont do the classic bruce dickinson snub show, whats the obligation if you leave before this person? do you have to tell them youre leaving, or only if its convenient?
anyways, its one of those fairly large trucks, with the lift kit and 35" (im making this number up) tires, all sorts of frivolous rigging and accessories no one uses
anyways, what i really like is when one of these "penis trucks" pulls up alongside me, and then i get a glimpse in the side window and all i can see is a head about the size of my fist and a face that doesnt look a day over 14.
seeing a little cherub driving a massive truck just makes me giggle. it seems almost as incongruous as females and reality...or reality stars and success
speaking of batman...
some random gym questions that i actually want feedback on, whether or not youre an idiot.
1. if youre a female, and a guy [that you dont know] comes up and talks to you at the gym, do you assume he's hitting on you?
1a. what if all he does is offer you advice on form or technique for the exercise youre doing?
1b. what if he tells you that you have nice skin?
2. male or female, do you do anything if someone keeps watching you or staring at you throughout your workout? does it matter if this is a member of the same sex or opposite sex?
3. is it annoying when someone jumps on the treadmill or cardio machine right next to you when there are plenty of other machines of the same type available, next to no one?
4. what could someone possibly be thinking eating a bag of peanut M&Ms while working out? what about drinking a soda (not the diet kind, either) while working? literally during a set of leg extensions?
5. if you see someone you know at the gym, what is the obligation? can you do the head nod? do you have to pause your music and take the headphones off to make conversation?
5a. does it change the situation if that person is on a cardio machine?
5b. assuming you dont do the classic bruce dickinson snub show, whats the obligation if you leave before this person? do you have to tell them youre leaving, or only if its convenient?
posted by bruce dickinson at 9/18/2006 08:16:00 AM
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