Shock & Awe

This post is just quotes (snapshots of conversation) from myself and friends. I'll update it frequently with new ones. Rumplestiltskin spinning the golden threads.



starryskyo: How do you live with yourself?
Studlystuf: im not sure what you're referring to
starryskyo: It was just a general question.
Studlystuf: oh, well
Studlystuf: i have no conscience
Studlystuf: that helps
Studlystuf: no recognition of "guilt"
Studlystuf: no tact
Studlystuf: and im good looking so i get away with bullshit that, say, a lepper couldnt
starryskyo: True story.
-----im not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that she completely agrees


starryskyo: You're insane, you know that?
Studlystuf: you keep saying that
Studlystuf: are you trying to hurt my feelings?
starryskyo: Not at all... Just trying to increase your level of self-awareness.
-----.....because she cares.....


Studlystuf: you're just a callous son-of-a-bitch
msevier31: or im honest
Studlystuf: thats what i said
-----am i right, or am i right? or am i right?


Studlystuf: well, obviously honesty is out of the question
msevier31: hahaha
-----this is what passes for advice in our friendship...


starryskyo: You're such a jerk.
Studlystuf: i have to defend myself from jerkdom, apparently
starryskyo: why bother? That sounds like it would be so tedious for you!
-----SNAP! smack talking tha 'shifta


starryskyo: Yeah. She's pretty. But not on the inside.
Studlystuf: im hideous on the inside --- if everyone judged me on that, id get nowhere
-----who am I to hold others to a higher standard than myself?


Studlystuf: its just a bar with boobs on the wall
starryskyo: Boobs with talking heads
Studlystuf: yeah, there's always a downside
-----SNAP!


AlistairWalford: I like that you've made me into a decent person on the site, it makes me feel nice compared to you, Sevier and Plums
Studlystuf: well "nice" gets you nowhere in life
Studlystuf: so im prolly doing you a dis-service
AlistairWalford: This I know
-----but he is a nice person, unfortunately. despite my best efforts, he is only slightly corrupted...


stewieee: i find myself masturbating to keep myself warm
Studlystuf: wow
Studlystuf: well, that's going up on the site, can i get your written permission?
stewieee: if you don't put my name on it
-----stewieee: ugh ----- that was her response to seeing it


AlistairWalford: I think she's a good girl
Studlystuf: psh
Studlystuf: so, what exactly do you guys do, other than hold hands and cuddle?
Studlystuf: does she sit next to you in home room?
Studlystuf: you guys pass notes?
-----he's terribly, terribly decent


Studlystuf: tell her not to fight nature
AlistairWalford: You know, I seem to remember when I first told you about her that you said specifically not to take any advice from you or Scott and everything would be fine
Studlystuf: well, that itself is advice, isnt it?
Studlystuf: did i just blow your mind?
AlistairWalford: I think you just might have
Studlystuf: so if you take that advice, then you'll be going against my advice, and... oh no ive gone cross-eyed
-----ultimately, everyone should do whatever i say. that's how i feel... seriously, it is


Studlystuf: she's still dealing with being a slut, i think
msevier31: yeah im sure she has lots of slut issues
Studlystuf: she hasnt accepted that being THAT sexually free just means she's a whore
-----some girls are just really comfortable with their sexuality... but we all know thats just something sluts say...


AlistairWalford: shocked isnt the right word, but that's the feeling
AlistairWalford: its like when you hear someone say something and you're thinking, "oh my god, i cant believe he just said that" only i can believe this
-----and this is one of my most decent friends, and it was in reference to an exchange i had to censor after a careful review of the possible (and probable) consequences... its the next quote


Studlystuf: im not sure even im THAT morally flexible
msevier31: haha, yes you are
msevier31: your moral compass has no magnetism
Studlystuf: true, get some booze in me and im giving it up like *name censored*
-----i had to censor the name after talking it over with sevier & alistair (and my attorney)... censoring these things rips me apart. it feels like an amputee from 'nam... so incomplete


Studlystuf: i think i would make love to amy lee just based on her voice man, is that wrong?
msevier31: not at all
Studlystuf: im ready to spend the rest of my life with her
Studlystuf: and by the rest of my life i mean one amazing night
msevier31: haha
Studlystuf: and by one amazing night, i mean a really hott 3 or 4 minutes
-----and since we're talking about it, why isnt "my immortal" 20 minutes long? how is 4:24 satisfying? is anyone complaining if we get a remix 3 or 4 times as long? how is this a bad idea?
msevier31: i tell you, i certainly wouldnt complain
Studlystuf: nor would i
msevier31: for the ADD kids out there, keep the 4 minute job
Studlystuf: of course
msevier31: but lets go ahead and ride this party out to 10-12 minutes of pure aural bliss
msevier31: and by aural, i mean genital
-----you ADD kids out there can keep the 4 minute 'cock-tease', i totally respect (read: do not respect) your disability, but let me have the marathon version. amy, if you're out there, im on my knees...


lilsiouxzy16: well you need a girl that doesnt believe in boyfriends, relationships, etc...
Studlystuf: all i do is try to surround myself with those kinds of girls
-----this, unfortunately, isnt entirely true


msevier31: i really just have nothing to say to plumley any more
msevier31: and by any more, i mean i havent in 3 years
-----anyone who doesn't know - plumley is RUSH (my roomate)


msevier31: i honestly dont know if i could - how depressing is that
Studlystuf: i think i could put it in the back of my head and just go to market
msevier31: im not sure i could nut up
Studlystuf: oh, i would need to be drunk
Studlystuf: liquor me up and ring the bell, son
msevier31: i have to be drunk to hookup any more anyways
Studlystuf: who hooks up sober?
Studlystuf: no one does
msevier31: haha
Studlystuf: i promise you, you dont know people who are hookng up sober
Studlystuf: that's fucking stupid
-----who is getting action w/o the help of alcohol and/or commitment?


Studlystuf: i'm through with you
Vindicated224: are you serious?
Studlystuf: sirius as satellite radio
Vindicated224: hahaha
-----sorry mark, i had to unveil it


Vindicated224: so the only reason that you messaged me was to find out if i was still frisky?
Studlystuf: is that a problem?
Vindicated224: hey now
Studlystuf: im kidding, that wasn't the only reason
Studlystuf: i messaged you to see if you were still frisky..... and also if we could hook up
-----well?


Studlystuf: we marginalize, we demonize, and we objectify... but we do not slander
msevier31: thats treeee-mendous
-----Scrumtrulescent!


Studlystuf: we definitely camoflauge our rants with intellect
msevier31: or is our intellect camoflauged by our rants?
-----i like his better


msevier31: if they ARE like *name censored* , id get all sorts of disease
msevier31: hpv *name censored* -- icky
Studlystuf: *name censored* doesnt have a wootus, she has a fucking petri dish
Studlystuf: she's growing shit down there we've never heard of
::::::::::slight pause in the conversation::::::::::
msevier31: my mom asked me what i was laughing about
msevier31: thanks a lot, petri, that was a moneyshot
Studlystuf: did you explain to her
msevier31: yeah, heres the deal mom, brandon was making a joke about this girl, *name censored*
msevier31: he said she didnt have a 'wootus' rather a -- well mom, a wootus is a funny name for a veej -- sorry, vagina, mom
msevier31: ...anyways he said she was so filthy and slutty, she had a petri dish instead of a wootus
msevier31: ...yes i did go to winter ball with her when i was a senior
-----look, *name censored* is a dirty, dirty girl... steeped in dirty


msevier31: i think plumley and i may start making tshrits that say WWOD
msevier31: for what would osama do
msevier31: do you wanna get in on that
Studlystuf: hows the winter in france, cos that's where we'll have to move
msevier31: winters in france are tolerable
msevier31: its the people who arent
-----this might be more offensive than it is funny, but i dont think so


Studlystuf: so, its thanksgiving-- who exactly are we thanking here, anyway?
Studlystuf: a bunch of treacherous outlaw hethen british people who fled their home and eventually bamboozled a bunch of land away from native americans?
Studlystuf: we havent pulled off a con that huge since "landing on the moon"
Studlystuf: i guess its a lot easier to con an entire people once you've wiped 25% of them off the map with smallpox and the other ridiculous crap we brought
Studlystuf: but are we really supposed to dedicate one day every year to thanking these people for being the reason indians A) dont pay taxes, B) go to college for virtually nothing, and C) can have casinos?
msevier31: youd be doing society a disservice if you didnt web that
-----its also worth noting (ie, funny) that Dennis Miller thinks we should give the Palestenians casinos - since the Native Americans seem to be happy with theirs


msevier31: im thinking - whats the benefit of marriage, except to officially give away your right to legally have sex with other women
msevier31: whats the BENEFIT
-----yes...


msevier31: you wanna hear something fucked up
Studlystuf: why do you even ask me that?
msevier31: my dad EMAILS my brother and me...
msevier31: to tell us that he's getting married in march
Studlystuf: you're making this up
-----only, he wasn't making it up


msevier31: i dont really love to be online
msevier31: there just isnt anything better to do if im not drinking
msevier31: thats such a sad/awesome statement
msevier31: i feel like it provides wonderful insight to our existence
-----you just can't argue with that


Studlystuf: and we know what happens when germany gets upset about a certain "group" mixing in with them
msevier31: they get awesome?
-----Germany may or may not have a problem with expressing themselves


Studlystuf : do you think "ive had a vasectomy" is a good pickoup line?
msevier31: wow
-----i think its worth a shot


Studlystuf: i think i almost started to feel bad-- i was THIS close
msevier31: whoa thats a new one
Studlystuf: yea, but then i realized i was just thirsty
-----i hear that its normal for people to confuse A LOT of other things for being thirsty