corporate drones without a queen

so, here's the deal. im in law school -- if you ask me why, the answer you'll get may depend on who you are or how i feel on that particular day. that isnt a joke, so stop laughing, fatso.
essentially (i didnt want to get a job yet) i dont have an interest in the traditional law firm path. i have a business background, and i am more interested in the business side of things than the law side. i just want the legal knowledge [and to delay getting a job].
well, as you might imagine, the career services in the law school doesnt help much for us non-traditional kids b/c they have to pad SMU's numbers with people being hired by the big firms, etc. i understand it to some extent, but its still frustrating.
thus, i am left to my own devices, for the most part...

so ive been putting in some time, searching and researching [thats not re-searching, for the record], and i have found some places that i might be interested in.
naturally their websites are a maze of clicks. usually you cant even contact someone directly, or if you can, its like info@thebiz.com or something. you have no idea where its going, or if theyll even read it and take it seriously, let alone to whom you should address it.
the other option is applying for a specific position they have available. the reason for this is b/c you cant upload your resume directly to a lot of their sites -- you have to "have an interest" in a specific job, then submit your resume. quite backwards.
what this means is that if you actually want a job with these firms, you have to jump through hoops and bide your time until you hear back from some corporate paper-pushing lackey, or that their automated computer service hits one of your supposed qualifications and you get an email to contact someone.

here's what ive experienced with a couple of these sites...
i email a specific question with my little schpiel "i am in law school but i dont want a legal job, per se" blah blah and i want to know if they have any summer opportunities.

well these bastards always fire some canned response that involves "because of the great number of applications we receive" and then directions on how to search their website for a job. its insanely circular, and im pretty sure the assholes who send these emails out dont even bother to read most emails as soon as they see something about summer or jobs. copy + paste the standard form and shoot off the email. thanks, dick [or andy, in this case]

how am i supposed to get a job [or even an interview] with you if i can never get in touch with someone who isnt a trained [monkey] robot?

makes you wonder if the september 11th guys just got frustrated trying to get in touch with some of the companies in the twin towers and got tired of placating emails from corporate drones.
in related news, this website may not be up much longer, and i may be under constant surveillance by the government. if you dont hear from me for a while, come visit me in guantanamo

you're fired! come to broadcasting!

what the hell is the deal with sports and hiring dumb ex-athletes and coaches to broadcast or comment on sports?
dusty baker got cut by the cubs b/c he couldnt hack it. magically he's on baseball tonight now! he just tried to convince me that anthony reyes (era over 5) was a good pitcher. not only that, but he stumbled through his delivery.
no wonder he got trimmed from the cubbies.
he's clearly incredibly competent.
with his commanding presence and oratory skills, i bet he couldnt even motivate a fat bitch to visit a buffet

(to borrow from bill simmons)
i will now light myself on fire



UPDATE--

they asked what would "win" the series from a managerial standpoint, and dusty baker did his best tim mccarver impersonation and said "i think the team that comes out best prepared" and made up a stat about 75-80% of the time, whichever team scores, will win the ballgame. just a really top notch evaluation, DB. i heard the royals may need a coach soon.

the follow-up question was "what makes a winning manager" and it went to peter gammons. at least the guy moderating baseball tonight knew not to ask dusty this question.

afternoon delights: kissing cousins

msevier31 (14:53:02): heres the question of the day
msevier31 (14:53:13): lets say you had hooked up with a chick a few times
msevier31 (14:53:20): anything and just about everything
**** (14:53:20): i'm with you so far
msevier31 (14:53:30): then you find out that you guys are cousins
msevier31 (14:53:34): she was given up for adoption
msevier31 (14:53:37): and didnt know until just now
**** (14:53:38): how hot is she?
msevier31 (14:53:43): umm
msevier31 (14:53:45): well
msevier31 (14:53:50): pretty near the top for chicks you could get
**** (14:53:53): LOL
**** (14:53:55): thanks!
msevier31 (14:54:01): its a general "you"
**** (14:54:07): ah, ok
msevier31 (14:54:08): and this is strictly hypothetical
msevier31 (14:54:09): haha
msevier31 (14:54:15): i havent hooked up with a family member...yet
**** (14:54:29): continue
msevier31 (14:54:33): what would you do
msevier31 (14:54:36): would you stop hitting
**** (14:54:42): well, it's just hooking up, right?
**** (14:54:43): not dating?
msevier31 (14:54:43): would you be freaked the fuck out and scarred forever
msevier31 (14:54:47): definitely not dating
msevier31 (14:54:48): who dates?
**** (14:54:53): and she's hot?
msevier31 (14:54:55): yes
**** (14:55:00): why not keep hitting it
msevier31 (14:55:01): haha
msevier31 (14:55:05): shes your cousin?
msevier31 (14:55:12): 1st cousin
**** (14:55:12): so, not like you're having babies
msevier31 (14:55:14): not like 3rd cousin
msevier31 (14:55:22): so tha tmeans youd knowingly hook up with a cousin, if she was hot
msevier31 (14:55:25): is that right?
**** (14:55:31): hmm...
**** (14:55:34): that's a little different
msevier31 (14:55:35): thought provoking huh
**** (14:55:40): cuz i didn't know before hand
msevier31 (14:55:42): well you know shes your cousin and youre still mashin!
**** (14:55:50): yeah, but it's after the fact
msevier31 (14:55:51): haha
msevier31 (14:55:57): i love the reasoning
**** (14:55:59): once you've done the deed might as well continue on down the path
msevier31 (14:56:06): hahah
msevier31 (14:56:14): i think this conversation may end up on the blog
**** (14:56:28): plus, if she's freaky enough to keep going too you can probably get away with a lot of shit


...any questions?

Whateva! (True Life: I'm A Staten Island Girl, running commentary)

msevier31 (9:05:12 PM): look at those bags
msevier31 (9:05:23 PM): cartography torso
Studlystuf (9:05:45 PM): map of manhattan

msevier31 (9:07:46 PM): did he give her the blowjob eyes
Studlystuf (9:07:55 PM): he wants to knock, bitch
msevier31 (9:07:55 PM): what sort of straight guy kisses a female friend
msevier31 (9:07:58 PM): or anyone on the lips at all
msevier31 (9:08:07 PM): unless theyre lookin to move lower on the globe
msevier31 (9:08:12 PM): a little southern hemisphere

msevier31 (9:08:30 PM): god i wish i could eat sushi all the time
msevier31 (9:08:39 PM): and thats not a euphemism for buhgina

msevier31 (9:08:52 PM): "dating" 10
msevier31 (9:08:57 PM): why do bitches categorize that shit
msevier31 (9:09:03 PM): its called a rolodex, trick

msevier31 (9:09:37 PM): thats why no one leaves the island
msevier31 (9:09:40 PM): they go elsewhere and get laughed at
msevier31 (9:09:45 PM): in their little bubble, theyre amazing
msevier31 (9:09:48 PM): its like the private school crowd
msevier31 (9:09:58 PM): why so many of those assholes never leave the casady circle or okc/ednas
Studlystuf (9:10:20 PM): cos they cant hack it
msevier31 (9:10:25 PM): totally
msevier31 (9:10:28 PM): washed up

msevier31 (9:10:59 PM): holy fucked up face, batman
msevier31 (9:11:01 PM): what was going on there
msevier31 (9:11:11 PM): that shit is beat the fuck up

msevier31 (9:14:29 PM): god, when youre getting stereotyped by a black dude or a rocker dude with tats, now youve got a problem

Studlystuf (9:16:25 PM): we could have been huge…...ly unpopular on staten island
msevier31 (9:16:40 PM): oh god
Studlystuf (9:16:42 PM): we would "of" been nothing on that island
msevier31 (9:16:44 PM): we might not have lived
Studlystuf (9:16:53 PM): you mean cos of the hiv
Studlystuf (9:16:55 PM): or cos of our mouths
msevier31 (9:16:57 PM): those guys would have brought all their gym buddies to wail on us
msevier31 (9:17:05 PM): mouths
msevier31 (9:17:07 PM): on their girlfriends
msevier31 (9:17:10 PM): and on their egos
Studlystuf (9:17:27 PM): i dont think what we have (which is nothing) would do it for staten island girls
msevier31 (9:17:35 PM): ha
msevier31 (9:17:38 PM): well
msevier31 (9:17:44 PM): i think youd be surprised
Studlystuf (9:17:50 PM): im sure i would be
msevier31 (9:17:50 PM): we have universal appeal ;-)
Studlystuf (9:17:53 PM): haha
msevier31 (9:17:54 PM): chameleon baby
msevier31 (9:18:13 PM): i can flow with just about anyone
Studlystuf (9:18:15 PM): hispanics like me i think
Studlystuf (9:18:17 PM): i feel good about that
msevier31 (9:18:23 PM): not bc you work hard
msevier31 (9:18:26 PM): why would spics like you
msevier31 (9:18:34 PM): do you treat em as humans?
msevier31 (9:18:35 PM): haha
Studlystuf (9:18:35 PM): im a man of the people?
msevier31 (9:18:42 PM): you know how to relate to the commoners?
Studlystuf (9:18:47 PM): absolutely
msevier31 (9:18:53 PM): youre a good guy
Studlystuf (9:18:55 PM): the girls i work with really seem to enjoy me
Studlystuf (9:18:58 PM): and they're hispanic
msevier31 (9:19:03 PM): thats bc youre the shifta
msevier31 (9:19:07 PM): they cant help but like you

Studlystuf (9:20:47 PM): ya spikes ah'not too loong, not too shawt
msevier31 (9:20:48 PM): was there an analogy there

msevier31 (9:21:00 PM): the longer you wait the more you want it
msevier31 (9:21:08 PM): so he's wondering "am i not getting a blowjob tonight"
msevier31 (9:21:58 PM): she turned him off with the "longer you wait" talk
Studlystuf (9:22:20 PM): she turned him off with the ... talking

Studlystuf (9:24:57 PM): here's her dad
Studlystuf (9:24:59 PM): crushing her dreams
msevier31 (9:25:09 PM): and mouthkissing her
Studlystuf (9:25:14 PM): this guy is definitely a gangsta
msevier31 (9:25:14 PM): maybe he's angling for the pussy
msevier31 (9:25:22 PM): ha total mob boss

Studlystuf (9:26:54 PM): oh the claws are coming out after the break
msevier31 (9:26:56 PM): have you seen saw 1 or 2?
Studlystuf (9:27:01 PM): i saw the first 1 ---
msevier31 (9:27:08 PM): did you like
Studlystuf (9:27:17 PM): i thought it was clever
msevier31 (9:27:21 PM): right
Studlystuf (9:27:24 PM): i think the guy who wrote it needs to be investigated
Studlystuf (9:27:26 PM): for...something
msevier31 (9:27:27 PM): hahaha
msevier31 (9:27:31 PM): no shit
msevier31 (9:27:34 PM): who thinks of that crap
Studlystuf (9:27:37 PM): cos im certain he's guilty
Studlystuf (9:27:40 PM): of whatever
Studlystuf (9:27:46 PM): obviously someone smarter than me
Studlystuf (9:27:49 PM): and scarier
msevier31 (9:27:53 PM): much scarier
Studlystuf (9:27:54 PM): someine i dont want running loose
msevier31 (9:27:57 PM): totally fucked up
Studlystuf (9:28:04 PM): like brian urlacuher meets einstein
msevier31 (9:28:10 PM): that m night shyamalan aint too healthy either
msevier31 (9:28:25 PM): brian urlacher meets einstein haha

Studlystuf (9:28:45 PM): jojo!
msevier31 (9:28:46 PM): ...i love you...jojo...

Studlystuf (9:29:06 PM): is it kirsten or kristen dunst
msevier31 (9:29:17 PM): k-i-r i believe
Studlystuf (9:29:32 PM): either way - not attractive
msevier31 (9:29:37 PM): god no
msevier31 (9:29:38 PM): she has fangs
msevier31 (9:29:41 PM): and a fucked up face

Studlystuf (9:30:56 PM): god can i get that “wawtt-evaw” for my txt msg tone
Studlystuf (9:30:59 PM): that's so big
msevier31 (9:31:01 PM): ahaha

Studlystuf (9:33:34 PM): you need to meet a made guy
Studlystuf (9:33:38 PM): get married, get pampered
Studlystuf (9:33:41 PM): let him have his hoowah
msevier31 (9:33:42 PM): hahaha
Studlystuf (9:33:48 PM): pretend to be happy, like everyone else

Studlystuf (9:34:27 PM): is he hugging someone?!
Studlystuf (9:34:31 PM): his date, perhaps
msevier31 (9:34:34 PM): ha no shit
msevier31 (9:34:38 PM): his blowjob du jour
Studlystuf (9:34:46 PM): "i dont wanna be 35 and single"
Studlystuf (9:34:52 PM): ...id rather by married and miserable
msevier31 (9:34:55 PM): no shit

Studlystuf (9:36:55 PM): total gangsta pad
Studlystuf (9:36:59 PM): he has the progection screen for a tv
msevier31 (9:37:00 PM): hood rich
Studlystuf (9:37:08 PM): wow, typo
Studlystuf (9:37:09 PM): but i like it
Studlystuf (9:37:11 PM): proGection
msevier31 (9:37:14 PM): yeah im ok with it
msevier31 (9:37:17 PM): especially with capital G
Studlystuf (9:37:17 PM): it screams orgasm to me
Studlystuf (9:37:24 PM): thats a brand name baby
Studlystuf (9:37:28 PM): proGection projection tv's
msevier31 (9:37:31 PM): are you branding that right now

Studlystuf (9:39:46 PM): this chick must feel so out of place
Studlystuf (9:39:49 PM): with no black people in the movie
Studlystuf (9:39:54 PM): not getting it on with a brother
msevier31 (9:40:12 PM): which chick
msevier31 (9:40:22 PM): was there a julia stiles joke that i missed?
Studlystuf (9:40:27 PM): that was it
msevier31 (9:40:29 PM): haha
Studlystuf (9:40:31 PM): every movie she's in --
msevier31 (9:40:32 PM): i blacked out for a minute
Studlystuf (9:40:35 PM): she's getting with a black dude
msevier31 (9:40:36 PM): yeah she loves chocolate
msevier31 (9:40:41 PM): maybe she has a gaping vagina
Studlystuf (9:40:42 PM): brown suga
Studlystuf (9:40:43 PM): mmmm
Studlystuf (9:40:46 PM): maybe?
msevier31 (9:40:47 PM): has to fill it somehow
msevier31 (9:40:51 PM): haha
msevier31 (9:40:56 PM): well after all those black guys im sure its gaping
Studlystuf (9:40:56 PM): "ive had so many black guys inside me, im starting to feel ashy"
msevier31 (9:40:59 PM): but chicken or the egg?
msevier31 (9:41:00 PM): hitler
msevier31 (9:41:02 PM): i was about to go there
msevier31 (9:41:04 PM): ashy, so good

msevier31 (9:47:21 PM): we just met
msevier31 (9:47:24 PM): are we committed
Studlystuf (9:47:29 PM): lets go somewhere
msevier31 (9:47:33 PM): lol
msevier31 (9:47:37 PM): hummer in my jeep?
Studlystuf (9:47:43 PM): jeep
Studlystuf (9:47:44 PM): why go outside
Studlystuf (9:47:47 PM): you may not be able to get back in

Studlystuf (9:51:05 PM): i love the age old accusation tha tmen will fuck any chick
Studlystuf (9:51:18 PM): where is the scoreboard "women will fuck any FAMOUS guy"
Studlystuf (9:51:26 PM): where's the discretion there
msevier31 (9:51:29 PM): hitler
msevier31 (9:51:34 PM): its in the negative i think
Studlystuf (9:51:34 PM): guys think with their dick
Studlystuf (9:51:39 PM): no exceptions
Studlystuf (9:51:41 PM): no equivocations
Studlystuf (9:51:47 PM): women think with their... i dont even know
Studlystuf (9:51:53 PM): if you have money and/or power/fame
Studlystuf (9:51:54 PM): you're in
Studlystuf (9:51:55 PM): done.
msevier31 (9:52:04 PM): is that thinking with their ovaries
msevier31 (9:52:14 PM): their ovaries crave money and power?
Studlystuf (9:52:17 PM): primal nature

msevier31 (9:54:29 PM): would you fuck this broad angela
Studlystuf (9:54:36 PM): duh
Studlystuf (9:54:38 PM): without a rubber
msevier31 (9:54:42 PM): ahaha
msevier31 (9:54:51 PM): pull out and cartographize?
msevier31 (9:55:09 PM): “im not gonna look like this forever”
Studlystuf (9:55:14 PM): “when im 35, when no guy is gonna want me anymore”
Studlystuf (9:55:18 PM): yea, that's pretty much.. spot on
msevier31 (9:55:27 PM): no shit

msevier31 (9:56:20 PM): id ALMOST consider hitting it with those glasses on
Studlystuf (9:56:25 PM): audition at a mall....
msevier31 (9:56:26 PM): but i wouldnt
Studlystuf (9:56:30 PM): what kind of audition is this
msevier31 (9:56:31 PM): haha no shit
Studlystuf (9:56:31 PM): real world?
Studlystuf (9:56:34 PM): raw meat?
msevier31 (9:56:39 PM): a staten island casting

msevier31 (9:58:03 PM): from horse shit comes flowers -- is that the GP motto
Studlystuf (9:58:03 PM): im so into it

I Love Your Dad

a friend of mine told me this earlier...

***** (7:52:30 PM): my dad and i were talking about vegas, etc
***** (7:52:42 PM): and that led to young sexy women, etc
***** (7:52:57 PM): and i'm like "women after the age of about 20 or 21 aren't nearly as appealing anymore"
***** (7:53:19 PM): [so he says] "well thats' when their boobs are bouncy, their asses are full, their waists are tiny, and their pussies still smell good"
***** (7:53:34 PM): ...hearing an old man say that is so wrong
***** (7:53:37 PM): especially when it's your dad

in case it wasn't abundantly obvious-- his dad is a badass (dirty) old man

GOD, i cannot believe we couldnt lock GP up for the crews (say it out loud, hooked on phonics). we can only hope ronnie mex doesnt let us down. iron and dynamite, fists of rage, and lots of emetrol...maybe some drugs and prostitutes, i dont know. i dont know if we'll have time

more gym awards

sorry if some of these are slightly repeated from prior awards ceremonies. frankly, im too lazy to check, and im sure youre too stupid to remember anyways

so, here's to:

1. mister "i do arms every single workout" guy - no coincidence that this guy has overwhite teeth, too much fake tan, and spends an inordinate amount of time glimpsing at himself in the mirror. he's a decent lookin cat, and he knows it...i just dont think he's as good looking as he thinks he is

2. the little 120-pound runty fellow who doesnt seem to do that much at the gym, yet carries around a liter of powerade or gatorade. really? youre there for an hour, and im not even sure you break a sweat. those electrolytes are getting dangerously low, right armstrong?

3. the guy or girl who clearly bought "workout clothes" together -- youve got the color coordinated top, bottoms (shorts or track pants, sometimes both), and sometimes even shoes or wrist bands. are you on a team? team moron? is that what you're trying to tell me?

4. the old guys and the foreign guys who continue to wear what appear to be dark dress socks with their rather white tennis shoes. i love you and how awkward you look

5. the poor anorexic girl who could be attractive, except all she does is eat celery sticks, blow lots of cocaine [guys], and go to the gym to do the elliptical and abs. look for stringy hair and/or sunken eyes

6. the guy who has no idea what he's doing, so he sort of wanders around half-assing sets, until he sees someone doing an exercise he likes, then he starts doing that. pick up a magazine or ask someone for help, but for gods sake stop staring at people so uncomfortably and then looking like a queer by doing the same exercises as people

7. the girl who "goes to prom" when she hits the gym - you know her. hair is done, makeup is done, smells a little too good. no scuff marks on the shoes, probably wont break a sweat. save it for thursday night when youre ready to swallow some seed; im trying to work out right now

8. finally, the asshole who silently judges other people at the gym and then writes a blog about it. what a prick (it must be a defense mechanism because he's so insecure!)

the gym sounds like a wonderfully magical land. perhaps I should investigate.

...that's happening...

Life At Home

Monday Night Football -- the time stamp says it all

Studlystuf (9:04:08 PM): wtf are the bears doing
RushOfAdrenalin (9:44:15 PM): no idea...i just woke up

i dont even ask for an explanation --

bachelor running commentary

if you dont watch the bachelor, this probably isnt even worth reading. it's up to you

Studlystuf (20:00:00): im locked in
msevier31 (20:00:20): did i miss a fucking episode??
msevier31 (20:00:24): is this on twice a week?
Studlystuf (20:00:30): i dont think so
Studlystuf (20:00:34): i think we're good
msevier31 (20:00:38): i dont know how i missed the meltdown
Studlystuf (20:00:44): maybe it was like 2 weeks ago
msevier31 (20:01:00): hahaha god that bitch is stamping her ticket home

[sadie is a virgin]
Studlystuf (20:01:09): she still thinks she's saving herself
Studlystuf (20:01:10): cos she's like 21
Studlystuf (20:01:14): she'll fuck within a year
msevier31 (20:01:15): hahaha

[the girls have to sing an aria]
msevier31 (20:01:41): oh my god
msevier31 (20:01:48): i would NOT wanna do that
msevier31 (20:02:32): god theyre all awful
Studlystuf (20:02:38): why is that dumb bitch wearing a tiara
msevier31 (20:02:43): this hurts my heart
msevier31 (20:02:47): which one is wearing a tiara
Studlystuf (20:02:52): the meltdown girl
msevier31 (20:02:53): oh
msevier31 (20:02:57): i think that explains it all
msevier31 (20:03:06): the meltdown and the tiara go hand in hand

[the solo date]
Studlystuf (20:03:10): nasty tits
Studlystuf (20:03:11): fuck
Studlystuf (20:03:12): gross
msevier31 (20:03:14): no yoke
msevier31 (20:03:17): youre 20-what
msevier31 (20:03:22): and your tits are at your button
Studlystuf (20:03:29): maybe she has a kid man
msevier31 (20:03:34): god i love you
msevier31 (20:03:48): she doesnt look incredible
msevier31 (20:03:54): her fuckin tits are saggy and separated
msevier31 (20:04:06): all those chicks want to claw her eyes out right now
Studlystuf (20:04:26): "they're not compatible"
msevier31 (20:04:26): socialite talkin shit
Studlystuf (20:04:27): dont worry
msevier31 (20:04:36): she isnt attractive enough to be a socialite
msevier31 (20:04:50): how great would it be if they got in a wreck

[back to sadie...telling the bachelor she's a virgin]
msevier31 (20:05:52): is this bitch playin the good girl card
msevier31 (20:05:56): tryin to differentiate herself
msevier31 (20:06:02): and did the producers encourage this to the forefront
msevier31 (20:06:10): i guarantee they planted a seed somewhere along the stream
msevier31 (20:06:18): either to get the chicks talking about it so it woudl come out
msevier31 (20:06:22): or so she'd say something to him

[he sends saggytits mcgee packing]
msevier31 (20:13:59): maybe if your tits werent saggy
msevier31 (20:14:05): youre not special
msevier31 (20:14:14): tears are great
msevier31 (20:14:19): haha he took the necklace off her

[she has the meltdown, talks about looking for true love. i blacked out]
msevier31 (20:15:10): true love?
msevier31 (20:15:12): is she serious

[cut to the group date]
Studlystuf (20:21:10): who has the balls to ask that
Studlystuf (20:21:51): who has the balls honestly to be like "give us a moment"
msevier31 (20:21:52): i dont have the balls to do that

[the bachelor is making unfounded conclusions like a sports broadcaster about one of the girls]
msevier31 (20:22:06): IS she beautiful?
msevier31 (20:22:08): is she really?

msevier31 (20:22:34): haha lisa is such a bitch
msevier31 (20:22:41): "this is lame...i really liked my one on one dates"
Studlystuf (20:22:47): haha yes

msevier31 (20:23:05): god, a date with erica and agnese
msevier31 (20:23:08): that would be a nightmare date
msevier31 (20:23:17): 1 crazy bitch, 1 who doesnt speak english
msevier31 (20:23:42): "she is so crazy, but not so beautiful"

[bachelor's reaction to sadie's virgin proclamation]
msevier31 (20:28:59): he's giving her the routine
msevier31 (20:29:07): "ive never dated a virgin"
msevier31 (20:29:09): what a badass
msevier31 (20:29:31): he shoulda grabbed some tit when he leaned in
msevier31 (20:29:39): gotta gauge the reaction

[he pulls lisa aside for some 1-on-1 talking and smooching]
msevier31 (20:30:21): god this guy is lame
msevier31 (20:30:31): that bitch is not attractive or anything
msevier31 (20:30:36): are you getting this
msevier31 (20:30:40): "things are going according to plan"
msevier31 (20:30:46): 5 years man
Studlystuf (20:30:46): "my timeline!!!"
msevier31 (20:30:48): so awesome
msevier31 (20:30:48): yes!
msevier31 (20:30:49): i told you
Studlystuf (20:31:34): was the timeline the one that said this format really works?
msevier31 (20:31:37): yes
msevier31 (20:32:08): shes such a moron

[theyre playing truth or dare and sadie asks who in the house he's kissed, which he dodges by saying everyone b/c he's kissed them on the cheek. POWER!]
msevier31 (20:32:27): oh wow nice question
msevier31 (20:32:59): what a douche
msevier31 (20:33:16): [by douche, i mean well played]
Studlystuf (20:33:41): haha
Studlystuf (20:33:51): "im gonna cry!"
msevier31 (20:33:56): if youre not gonna say "i dont kiss on the lips," you might as well say what he said
msevier31 (20:33:57): hahaha
msevier31 (20:34:02): these bitches are so amazing
msevier31 (20:34:04): the fake crying

msevier31 (20:34:17): he and his awkward kisses are really shattering some barriers

msevier31 (20:34:55): if he doesnt keep desiree around im gonna be angry
msevier31 (20:35:53): god i love the crying socialite routine
msevier31 (20:35:58): "its not even fair!"
Studlystuf (20:35:59): i love the tiara
Studlystuf (20:36:01): period
msevier31 (20:36:03): totally
msevier31 (20:36:15): shes like that idiot on american idol who road around on the scooter
msevier31 (20:36:24): might have even been given the "scooter girl" nickname
msevier31 (20:40:38): its interesting tiara girl thinks the italian is the least attractive one left

[agnese and erica's date...he decides not to go out in rome]
msevier31 (20:41:29): haha he didnt want to take them out in public
Studlystuf (20:42:21): "i think i know you"
msevier31 (20:42:26): haha
msevier31 (20:42:30): and i dont like what i know
msevier31 (20:42:45): hahaha
msevier31 (20:42:49): "7 notches, or like a hundred"
msevier31 (20:42:58): hitler
msevier31 (20:43:00): stop being such a dumbass
Studlystuf (20:44:02): haha
Studlystuf (20:44:05): psycho is spying
msevier31 (20:44:09): of course she is
msevier31 (20:44:19): bitch is crazy
msevier31 (20:44:48): neither one of these broads has any chance in the final 6
msevier31 (20:44:54): or i guess in the final 3
msevier31 (20:44:57): cuz 1 will make the final 6
msevier31 (20:44:59): they shouldnt
msevier31 (20:45:30): meltdown
msevier31 (20:45:33): in 5...
Studlystuf (20:45:36): queue the meltdown
msevier31 (20:46:20): that would be cue

[after the meltdown, she's leaving in the limo, but wants to say a little more]
Studlystuf (20:46:42): rolled the window down!!
Studlystuf (20:46:44): yes!!!
msevier31 (20:46:46): of course she did
msevier31 (20:47:03): if i were him, id hit the roof and send it off
msevier31 (20:47:18): ahahaha
msevier31 (20:47:21): "bc im pretty and im smart"
msevier31 (20:47:23): and im totally amazing
msevier31 (20:47:29): poor little rich girl
msevier31 (20:47:34): what a played out game
msevier31 (20:47:53): ahaha i love people crying
msevier31 (20:48:01): how did i not tune in to this show before
Studlystuf (20:48:15): was she saying gloe equal?
Studlystuf (20:48:16): glow
Studlystuf (20:48:17): low
Studlystuf (20:48:18): go?
Studlystuf (20:48:18): wtf
msevier31 (20:48:20): co-equal

[cut to fireworks and making out with agnese]
msevier31 (20:48:38): cliche cliche
msevier31 (20:48:49): does he just want the italian for the pussy

[back to erica whining in the limo]
msevier31 (20:48:52): ahahaha she's boozing
msevier31 (20:48:56): fuck yeah

msevier31 (20:49:07): dude somethin about desiree does it for me
msevier31 (20:49:10): as long as she doesnt talk
msevier31 (20:49:26): i think it must be the slight charlize shes got in her

msevier31 (20:54:37): bring me desiree
Studlystuf (20:55:13): id blaze it
msevier31 (20:55:17): desiree?
msevier31 (20:55:28): id smoke that shit like a phat blunt
msevier31 (20:55:37): she'd be screamin my name and all sorts of vulgarities
msevier31 (20:55:40): BOOM
msevier31 (20:55:45): thank you lord
msevier31 (20:55:48): just dont talk
msevier31 (20:55:55): unless im hammerin it
Studlystuf (20:55:56): that brunette is kind of hot
Studlystuf (20:55:57): im into it
Studlystuf (20:55:59): that girl
msevier31 (20:56:00): i know man
msevier31 (20:56:01): that pouty face
msevier31 (20:56:10): shes bringin the high heat
msevier31 (20:56:24): definitely over lisa and agnesi and erica
msevier31 (20:56:32): and jeannette
msevier31 (20:56:44): theres something mildly endearing about sadie
msevier31 (20:56:45): hahaha
msevier31 (20:56:48): "i would have given him everything"
msevier31 (20:56:54): "my life, my children...thats why im here"
msevier31 (20:56:57): these fucking gems man
msevier31 (20:57:02): you cant script it any better
msevier31 (20:57:11): if you wrote that script, no one would buy it
Studlystuf (20:57:27): no one but the plumleys
msevier31 (20:57:33): *rimshot*

msevier31 (20:57:48): i think desiree, lisa, and sadie will be the final 3

[previews for future shows, erica is coming back...]
msevier31 (20:58:34): "whats up bitches"

[desiree talking to the other girls about lisa]
Studlystuf (20:59:20): "she knows so much about this show"
Studlystuf (20:59:22): "she knows what works"
Studlystuf (20:59:23): "and what doesnt"
msevier31 (20:59:32): doesnt she know the part where the bachelor upgrades?