mcdonalds is patently racist

anyone notice whats going on here? there are 2 types of mcdonalds commercials, and they are diametrically opposite.

1. the more common, likely more familiar mcdonalds commercial, with only "urban" or "ethnic" people, likely centered around music, sports (basketball), or being loud and hanging out.

2. the less common commercial, focused on the "working (white) man" - have you seen this? theres an eloquent voiceover, no hip-hop music, and whitey getting mcdonalds on her way to work. why is it important that she's white? b/c apparently mcdonalds thinks (knows) black people arent up in time for their breakfast, unless theyre still awake from being baked the night before.

ill have a QPC with an extra slice of racism, please.


I'd like to believe that the "staff" (two jerks that throw it so fresh) here at bigshifta.blogspot is patently racist as well -- Allow me to illustrate...

I could probably giggle about this topic on a daily basis. And in fact, everytime I see a commercial, I do.

Obviously your 2nd example works because white people ARE up and going to work in the morning (which is a concept lost on THE black--the only things Taishaquan is doing that early is standing in line at the unemployment office, picking up the government check, and/or working on his 3rd bastard kid. yes I'm serious, No you shoulnd't laugh, and yes I'm that racist) and my inner-city homies aren't "going to work" until night time (because it takes BRASS to break into houses and do drive-by shootings during the fucking day)

Have you noticed that McDonalds gets a lot of free air time on the blog? Strangely, (appropriately) condoms do not. Is there a deeper meaning here?

When was the last time you saw a brother in a Trojan commercial? When was the last time you saw a black high school/college athlete that didn't already have a kid? Across the board your answer should be "never?" I think this works...
I hope you followed that-- I think that could be the reason I don't eat McDonalds. I dunno? I dunno if we'll have enough time...

Then again-- I don't remember the last time I used a condom, but I do recall the last [only] time I had sex... (I love you baby, you're my one and only...) *box it out*

*cringing and ducking like mike myers* (with kanye west or heather locklear)
ladies and gentleman, our honorary third member, david duke...

in case i havent offended you yet...

just a real quick question that isnt intended to be offensive, but probably is offensive on its face...

okay, so you're ethnic, and you live in a marginally ethnocentric country (i say marginal, even though texas is probably more than marginally ethnocentric...gotta account for places like new york, and really the entire northeast). youre ethnic (asian, middle eastern, hispanic, whatever). why the facial hair? you realize this facial hair totally ups your ethinic quotient by infinity, right? i guess i just dont understand why you would emphasize something people might use to prejudge or stereotype you [more]...

Welcome To Svetlana

Girls [like this] should come with a disclaimer. Walk with me...

"I'm a really strong person, except when it comes to relationships." -- Svetlana; Real World, Key West.

...Except when it comes to relationships?! You're a woman; what else is there?
Did anyone out there in blog land catch last night's episode of The Real[ly big breasted Russian's] World? This was priceless. I'm telling you -- you can't put a price on it.

This chick is a piece of work. (Both physically and emotionally -- I prefer one over the other, but I'm not gonna tell you which) It should [at this point] go without saying that she's co-dependent, irrational, attention-hungry, confused, and silly (in a sad-clown sort of way) because she's A)a woman, B)19 years old, and C) a woman. But, part of me [and my anatomy] feels like she's taking it to a new level. In her quest for attention; she has a jewel of a boyfriend back home -- 3 year relationship. If you watched then you know what I'm talking about, and if you didn't then I've already lost you.

She goes on and on and on (see above -- "attention hungry") telling everyone about her shitty boyfriend and all the bad things about him etc, etc, etc. I'm even starting to listen, because some of it seemed pretty legitimate. I obviously don't know him personally [yet] but I assume the guy is probably a complete jerkoff, only putting up with her shit for the same reason(s) I would. Then her confessional goes something like this, (get ready for a sobering display of honesty and insight... no, really) "I realize now that I made him out to be someone that he wasn't. I just wanted so badly for someone to love me and for someone to care about me that I just made him that person in my mind even though he's not." (That's not gonna be 100% accurate, but as drunk as I was I think that it's pretty close. I'm not even sure I actually watched the Real World last night, alright...) It doesn't stop there. This chick is [either] on truth serum and/or "suffering" from a major estrogen defeciency. She's talking to John (the guy in the house, she just met a week ago, who she wants to be with as soon as she decides to break up with her boyfriend of 3 years) and she flat out tells him she can't/won't be alone [single, for you guys out there] because it's... WAIT FOR IT... "depressing". This happens to be the day after she tells the house she would be single, but she can't because it would break HIS heart into pieces. and she just can't do that to him. Suspect? Sure -- But I'm blinded by the sudden 180 in this girl. That bitch flip-flopped quicker than... whatever

So I'm thinking, "wow, that's a really brave, not to mention accurate, admission -- what'd you do with Svetlana?" I actually bought into it for a nano-second -- I thought maybe she was gonna get her shit together, even for a couple of days, and we could fall in love -- 2 minutes later I felt like such an idiot! The next scene is a shot of her on the phone with this guy [now my hero] and her doing a narrative voice-over saying, "when you have something like Martin [the boy back home] and I have, you can't just throw it away. You have to hang onto it and try to make it work."

What? How did I not see this coming? It's so standard. I must be slipping...

She's a really strong person... except when it comes to relationships. *There's* your disclaimer...

Question: is this any different than 90% of women? Besides the attractive part, i mean...otherwise this seems par for the course. You nailed it with the first line - girls SHOULD come with a disclaimer, and thanks to the blog, they now do

Go Out With A Bang And/Or Blow

whats this? we actually got a reader contribution?! worlds must be colliding! the forecast in hell calls for snow ...and now, ladies and gentlemen, the apocolypse...

This is a little diddy by our good friend "Indie" (see the little rocker posing "half dressed" in a previous post)

Is there anything intelligent about intelligent design?

There are some paragons of the faith that are convinced that intelligent design is as much, if not more, of a scientific theory than “Natural Selection” is, but let’s face it, “Natural Selection” is the better contender. “Natural Selection” is a Muhammad Ali, a tough proven fighter that not only is a pimp with the ladies but can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee when it comes to teaching children why things are the way they are. Intelligent design is just a Mike Tyson, a shitty psycho fighter that thinks he can fight with the best of them but can only beat his wife and “bite our ears” with the same stuff they tell kids at Sunday school.
Let’s stop hugging our bibles for a hot minute (Trust me, the Armageddon will come whether you take your head out off your ass...er... I mean, book or not. Bush is in office.) and take a look at what’s really going on. “Intelligent Design” suggests that a being of more intelligence created what we see around us today, starting with two of my favorite people, Adam and the stupid bitch that “ate from the wrong tree.” The couple had babies who in turn had babies who in turn had babies and so on. In order for the couple’s children to have babies, they had to sleep with each other, no? Scientists now know that inbreeding causes retardation. The many years of such inbreeding caused sever retardation and that’s how we get our president, who happens to be for “Intelligent Design.” Is this making sense, retards? Ok, I’ll stop and give everyone a minute to let this sink in.
The smart people believe in “Natural Selection.” This theory makes everyone sound more intelligent than “Intelligent Design” does. In “Natural Selection”, the stronger more intelligent outlive the weaker, dumber of a species and in turn generate more strong offspring. Over millions of years, the strong ones outlive the weaker ones, until we have the species we have today. Now you may be asking why there are still the weaker and dumber of the species. Sometimes the weaker ones survive but they are suppressed by the stronger to boost self-esteem (take slavery, for instance) and the dumber ones are just allowed to live because it makes the strong people feel even smarter (Again, think of slavery). The dumber are the ones who believe in “Intelligent Design.” Everyone is accounted for.
I think we all can see which theory is the better one. Now, run along retards, your empty patriotism…oops, I mean, “Support our troops” Car Ribbon magnet is falling off of your bumper. Better fix that before the Lord comes down in a bolt of lightning and tells you that abortion is okay, a black man should be president and pre-marital sex is not only great but better after a blowjob.

italian girls, rich girls, and dior sunglasses

get ready. grab the volleyball and the baby oil if thats how you prepare. or do some coke and hire a hooker. either way, im blowing the lid off this joint...

i submit to you, my droogies, that we're the victims of a major scandal. it's dior sunglasses, and similar glasses that cover up large portions of the face. granted, you could make this argument for any sunglasses, but these larger glasses are the topic, so stay focused.

as i walked around italy 2 years ago, i couldnt help but notice how many females seemed REALLY attractive. granted, a majority of them arent pudgy like all you fatass lazy americans who sit around watching reality television and eating fast food for every meal.
but i digress...
after seeing this phenomenon throughout various italian cities, it finally dawned on me. all of these "hot" women were wearing giant shades. next time you see someone you know wearing these giant glasses, notice that she (most likely) appears more attractive. then take a deep breath, and remove those glasses and reveal the troll hiding behind them

between the right makeup and the right pair of bigass glasses, you can pull some pretty good tricks. who knew eyes were such an important part of attraction? (show me that cooter)

write that down

msevier31: youve got a mimbo who sleeps around, and a dumb girl who probably isnt much better
msevier31: you dont HAVE THE BABY either way
msevier31: oh, and he just joined the military like 2 months ago
msevier31: great call guys
msevier31 way to think that through
LizRau: people in oklahoma dont have abortions, they're evil
LizRau: im sorry but im gonna have to go ahead and say that the lack of abortions is not actually the problem here
msevier31: well you have two idiots - thats the main problem
msevier31: but you still dont have the kid
LizRau: you do if you think abortion is evil
msevier31: if you think abortion is evil, but you dont think sleeping around with lots of people is, then youve got more problems than i know what to do with
LizRau: and thats oklahoma in a nutshell, end of story

--any questions?