is it gay, or is it so normal that it blows your mind?

let me preface this by saying im not gay (except sometimes when i get drunk), and i am not turned on by the male body (except my own. but thats another blog entirely).

what im thinking/wondering, though, is except for religion and strict biological reasons, how did homosexual behavior ever become cast off as wrong? i mean, i think human instinct is to discover what feels good. scratch an itch. drink beer. rub your weiner. you get it. so somewhere along the same line of thinking, there must have been 2 females or 2 males who decided "ill scratch yours if you scratch mine" -- play with a friend.

how did society decide this was wrong? it had to have been religion b/c otherwise there doesnt seem any reason why someone would arbitrarily decide to ignore their impulses and limit their "scratching partners" to 50% of the population.

speaking of no one's looking, ive got a beltline itch i need to go scratch...

i dont wanna grow up, im a jim beam kid

im a 25-year old boy. i'll readily admit that, and for any foreseeable future, i will consider myself a whatever-age-i-am-now year old boy.

my question is at what stage of life do people stop acting silly, juvenile, adolescent, etc, in regard to drinking and socializing?
does it depend on level of education? socioeconomic status? marital status?
being in my mid-20s, i dont feel super responsible or grown up, and i can tell you most of the people around me certainly arent that way either. but when does it become unacceptable to act like a college kid when you drink?
i mean if weird law school kids continue to act immature and irresponsible (read: awesome) well into their mid-20s, why should this stop any time soon for anyone?
i say lets devolve man. let the chips fall where they may. keep going to those parties, getting hammered, falling down and getting giant bruises that you dont remember getting, making out with anyone and everyone. whether im drunk or sober, you know im gonna be enjoying the ride, and i dont plan on growing up any time soon.
look for me -- ill be the one smacking asses, dragging from my beam-filled flask, and otherwise being awesome

it just got weird

on my way to the gym this morning, i see a guy around 20 wearing jeans and a chicago bears jersey hovered over the faucet outside of our building.
as i get closer, i see theres like some plastic bowls and a wooden cutting board and maybe 1-2 other things...um, ok? he even had a scrubber!
so he turns to see me i said hey whats up blah blah...then of course i laughed and said "what the hell are you doing?"
he in turn laughs and says "oh just some dishes"
i dont even know if he lives here! i think he may hang out with the guys upstairs but im baffled by the entire thing. i feel it may do more harm than good to wash your stuff outside and set it on the concrete, but hey thats me.

if you need to do dishes, let me know, and ill get you in line at my faucet -- apparently thats whats hot in the streets right now, playboy.

on a side note, when i got back, there were little pieces of food and shit around the faucet...this is annoying. just what we need, food bits to attract animals. well played, jackass

that is just fucking strange