kirby puckett and hitler

okay so i dont know how true this is, and right now im too lazy to verify, but our buddy ron mexico tells me that kirby puckett was a wife beater and a drug abuser (among other bad things? maybe)
of course, he also was good at sports.
heres the deal though. in his tributes and eulogies, i really doubt anyone would mention these bad things. which leads me to wonder what the threshold is for eulogies and tributes to be clouded with subtle negativity. you know the sort of bob costas voice over "it was too soon for this wifebeating alcoholic to leave us..." or "hitler was a just, fair, albeit sometimes rash dictator"

sorry this post isnt funny or clever or whatever you cretins come for. it just got me thinking

an uninformed opinion of white people who ball

mvp of mens college ball this year? redick or morrison? it's hard not to notice that they're both white. when was the last time this happened? are you telling me there isnt a better, or more valuable, player than either of these crackers?

are you telling me there isnt even a single black dude better than these guys?? white men cant jump, nor can they keep up with the breed of superhumans infesting the (ghettos) basketball court

if we're going strictly on whities, i give the nod to morrison. everyone knows duke has a better roster top-to-bottom. remove redick, duke still makes march madness. remove morrison, gonzaga does not. neither player dishes much, nor plays particularly great defense (which i only claim because redick admitted it in an interview), and morrison snags more boards per game than JJ (5.6 rpg vs. 2.0 rpg). plus he has that disgusting lawnboy mustache that you just want to take an electric razor to.

speaking of the ol crustache, how does a male his age still have the little pube stache? i thought that went away when you turned 13??

one final point. just b/c morrison is MVP doesnt mean i think his team will go deeper in the tourney. duke almost definitely should make it to the elite 8, depending on matchups, injuries, pre-game handjobs, and other anomalies