some quick questions
Why does "it" smell like tuna?
Is this really necessary? Does its male counterpart have an odor analogous to any food?
If you sleep more during the day than you do at night, is the daytime respite still a “nap” or does it become something else? Is there a time period that sleep has to fall into to be considered a nap?
Why does the company “Yellow” have an orange sign?
Do black people show a 5 o’clock shadow?
comments/answers/hatred always allowed...
--bd
All very good questions.
However, I think you'll find the answers quite elusive -- like peace in the middle east, for exmaple. Or steady employment for a minority.
Here's one for ya, brosef--
So I'm out at the dollar theater last night (cos sometimes I like to slum it with the blue collar crowd - and also because Wedding Crashers was showing) and I have to use the restroom -- the second of 3 trips -- because as everyone knows, you should get slammed when you go see The Wedding Crashers. I walk in, and I'm standing in a puddle of... whatever. It's clear and its wet. I'm thinking (hoping) that it's just water, right. I'm sporting my red mesh pumas. Not good -- the "water" is penetrating my shoes & my socks are just soaking it all up while I'm having myself a little pee-pee. So I'm headed back to the theater in my wet shoes/socks and I'm thinking, "should I leave?" "Do I need to go home right now and get out of these shoes/socks?" See, I'm with 2 other people -- I don't think they're gonna leave just because I'm worried about what liquid my socks are sponging up. What's the call, coach? I like to think that I'm the type of person that would be sympathetic to this situation, were it one of my friends in despair. I dunno? I dunno if we'll have enough time...
It's also interesting to note, I thought, that the movie tickets were $1.50 (not $1, at the dollar theater; but on tuesdays tickets are only 50 cents...hmmm) but the candy is still like $25 for a box of milk duds. What is up with this? And also, Tron (the roommate) ordered a popcorn and a hotdog and I love him for it.
Also, I don't believe in naps. I don't think they exist. Kind of like canadians.
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so many directions to go...
first, let me say that i understand your plight (what, you want 40 acres and a mule?), but let me tell you if im getting sloshed to go see wedding crashers, im tellin you tough shit - take off your socks and shoes and let that shit airdry during the flick - though whats on the floor of the theater is likely not any cleaner than the bathrooms in a place like that
(are you throwin the h-streets away, a la seinfeld? or are you stayin tru to the gizame?)
second, im not sure how to put this, but you might have just broken the minority barrier, and not in a good way -- we all know the government planted AIDs in the gay and minority communities to sweep them from the ghettos (right?), and we also know, due to you enlightening us, that minorities dont have steady employment -- where does that put them? pissing on the floor of the dollar theater to give you their HIV and every other nasty disease...check your feet for sores, go get pricked at the doc, stat (there's clearly no sarcasm in this paragraph)
third, the dollar theater (which should be called cheapass cinema if they arent gonna call it something catchy) peddles old movies not old food hopefully...so of course tron's popcorn and dog are gonna run him 10x what the movie costs
finally, talking about movies and 50 cent(s) - apparently someone was shot at the opening of 50 cent's movie...is anyone surprised by this at all? im positive this will not be deemed big news simply b/c of the client base for a movie like this...maybe they should have given 50 cent replica vests to everyone who bought a ticket
Is this really necessary? Does its male counterpart have an odor analogous to any food?
If you sleep more during the day than you do at night, is the daytime respite still a “nap” or does it become something else? Is there a time period that sleep has to fall into to be considered a nap?
Why does the company “Yellow” have an orange sign?
Do black people show a 5 o’clock shadow?
comments/answers/hatred always allowed...
--bd
All very good questions.
However, I think you'll find the answers quite elusive -- like peace in the middle east, for exmaple. Or steady employment for a minority.
Here's one for ya, brosef--
So I'm out at the dollar theater last night (cos sometimes I like to slum it with the blue collar crowd - and also because Wedding Crashers was showing) and I have to use the restroom -- the second of 3 trips -- because as everyone knows, you should get slammed when you go see The Wedding Crashers. I walk in, and I'm standing in a puddle of... whatever. It's clear and its wet. I'm thinking (hoping) that it's just water, right. I'm sporting my red mesh pumas. Not good -- the "water" is penetrating my shoes & my socks are just soaking it all up while I'm having myself a little pee-pee. So I'm headed back to the theater in my wet shoes/socks and I'm thinking, "should I leave?" "Do I need to go home right now and get out of these shoes/socks?" See, I'm with 2 other people -- I don't think they're gonna leave just because I'm worried about what liquid my socks are sponging up. What's the call, coach? I like to think that I'm the type of person that would be sympathetic to this situation, were it one of my friends in despair. I dunno? I dunno if we'll have enough time...
It's also interesting to note, I thought, that the movie tickets were $1.50 (not $1, at the dollar theater; but on tuesdays tickets are only 50 cents...hmmm) but the candy is still like $25 for a box of milk duds. What is up with this? And also, Tron (the roommate) ordered a popcorn and a hotdog and I love him for it.
Also, I don't believe in naps. I don't think they exist. Kind of like canadians.
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so many directions to go...
first, let me say that i understand your plight (what, you want 40 acres and a mule?), but let me tell you if im getting sloshed to go see wedding crashers, im tellin you tough shit - take off your socks and shoes and let that shit airdry during the flick - though whats on the floor of the theater is likely not any cleaner than the bathrooms in a place like that
(are you throwin the h-streets away, a la seinfeld? or are you stayin tru to the gizame?)
second, im not sure how to put this, but you might have just broken the minority barrier, and not in a good way -- we all know the government planted AIDs in the gay and minority communities to sweep them from the ghettos (right?), and we also know, due to you enlightening us, that minorities dont have steady employment -- where does that put them? pissing on the floor of the dollar theater to give you their HIV and every other nasty disease...check your feet for sores, go get pricked at the doc, stat (there's clearly no sarcasm in this paragraph)
third, the dollar theater (which should be called cheapass cinema if they arent gonna call it something catchy) peddles old movies not old food hopefully...so of course tron's popcorn and dog are gonna run him 10x what the movie costs
finally, talking about movies and 50 cent(s) - apparently someone was shot at the opening of 50 cent's movie...is anyone surprised by this at all? im positive this will not be deemed big news simply b/c of the client base for a movie like this...maybe they should have given 50 cent replica vests to everyone who bought a ticket
ok, here's where I stand. I'm definitely holding onto the streets, cos like us, they're just so red n' mesh. (only BD will get that, most likely, because its pretty inside, but for those of you that are curious, it's a play on "red n' meth")
The 50 shooting -- was it a white person or a black person that got shot/did the shooting? am I being laughed at for even asking?
posted by bruce dickinson at 11/10/2005 04:08:00 PM
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