Shock & Awe, Don't Sugar-Coat It, Tell Me How You Really Feel

Gbradley232: are u at all worried that this whole blog thing could eventually leave you with no friends
Studlystuf: eh, ive thought about it
Studlystuf: i dont really like any of you guys anyway, so im prepared to deal with it
Gbradley232: haha, well thats a comforting thought
Studlystuf: hey, that's how REAL i am
-----just keepin' it fresh & sexy


starryskyo: Wow... it was only a matter of time before you and your mental illness could escape the confines of Instant Messenger and go out into the world of full-fledged Internet. I'm not sure whether I should congratulate you or throw up and get my tubes tied so that no future generations of mine could ever possibly come into contact with your website.
-----i think you just DID congratulate me


Studlystuf: no reason to tell stewieee about the site, she won't appreciate it
-----me to plumley about stewieee not knowing the site exists

::::::::::stewieee finds out about the site::::::::::

stewieee's away messege: if you mean for every word that comes from your mouth to be funny or witty, you'll probably get pretty good at it. but then you just become predictable and boring. -
----i wonder if that has anything to do with the site?

Studlystuf: I wonder if that's about us?
RushOfAdrenalin: Who knows?
Studlystuf: and more importantly, should i post it?
-----im thinking, how can i exploit this if indeed it is about us?

RushOfAdrenalin: hey is that away message about me/mark/brandon?
stewieee: yes sometimes
stewieee: i know that seems mean but i can't help it
stewieee: i have to be honest with you
-----and this is why we didn't tell her about the site

Studlystuf: i told you! that's why i didnt tell her about the site!
RushOfAdrenalin: talk about PREDICTABLE!
-----as predictable as me posting all of this


stewieee: ew
stewieee: i made the mistake of visiting your "site"
stewieee: i hate it
stewieee: sick
-----i think this is a perfect introduction... welcome to my world


stewieee: but to post that shit and think so highly of yourself
stewieee: you're sick
-----yeah, she's probably right

Shock & Awe, Estro-Fem Style

It's a given that every woman who goes on a reality-TV show is completely insane -- in fact, you could make a pretty good case that all women are completely insane -- so it's the job of the reality show to bring that insanity out, to let it breathe like a fine wine.
-----Bill Simmons (ESPN Page 2 columnist) on reality TV & women



Studlystuf: you dont have to "tell me about yourself"
Studlystuf: cos i already know everything there is to know
msevier31: exactly - ive already read this book
msevier31: you may think its choose your own adventure...but theres only one story
Studlystuf: every girl is just another joke with the same sick punch-line
Studlystuf: what do you call a girl who wears blue?
Studlystuf: irrational and insane
Studlystuf: what do you call a girl who drives an SUV?
Studlystuf: irrational and insane
Studlystuf: ... you get the idea...
msevier31: im gonna start callin you brandon p
msevier31: or rumplestiltsmith
-----i may never see another girl naked, ever


msevier31: what is it with the kissing bullshit? its way too personal
msevier31: why is this necessary or even acceptable?
Studlystuf: bitches LOVE to kiss
Studlystuf: i blame movies
Studlystuf: thanks hugh (grant), thanks a lot
Studlystuf: romantic comedies have poisoned the minds of our female youth - its out of control
Studlystuf: its terrible - its at PANDEMIC proportions
msevier31: hahaha
-----just more examinations of lifes big problems


msevier31: the estrogen doesnt allow a clear picture of reality
msevier31: the two-strike rule
Studlystuf: what is that?
msevier31: my 2 strike theory--women having 2 X chromosomes
msevier31: they start life with 2 strikes
Studlystuf: it makes sense and i like it
-----do i need to explain this?


msevier31: they like to fabricate alternate realities
msevier31: estrogen has that effect
Studlystuf: absolutely
Studlystuf: its acid w/o the psychedellic slide-show
msevier31: except more of a pain
Studlystuf: they're imagining all sorts of horrors, none of which exist
msevier31: well...a few of them exist
msevier31: like that blood coming out of their vagina and guys only wanting them for their non-bloody vagina
-----wow, that's brutal


msevier31: we're part of the misinformation squad
msevier31: project mayhem
Studlystuf: women need a guide, its either men or hormones
Studlystuf: usually a combination of both
msevier31: haha
-----the power struggle is an all out tug-of-war, and estro is a tough competitor, but if this website is any indication, we're winning...


msevier31: do they sell this estrogen? we should take some lines of it and see what sort of alternate reality we can find
msevier31: seriously? how much does this cost? i wouldnt mind an alternate reality sometimes
msevier31: certainly i dont wanna camp out on the crazy side of the river, but i might wade across once in a while
Studlystuf: i think its deep
Studlystuf: and there's always a typhoon
msevier31: you KNOW it
Studlystuf: that's why women get lost at sea, they cant find their way back
msevier31: hahaha
msevier31: my mom gets lost in an effin paper bag man
msevier31: she doesnt know WHATS going on
-----the estrogen cocktail is a menace indeed...


Studlystuf: like you said, all women need the 3 A's
Studlystuf: affection, attention, affirmation
msevier31: i said that?
msevier31: god im amazing
Studlystuf: haha
msevier31: i do have some shining moments
-----he really does


Studlystuf: i think the really beautiful thing here is the female admission that being a "girl" is negative, and that being "the guy" in an exchange, is positive. how amazing is that? our generation has done such a wonderful job conditioning women to think "girly feelings" are wacko and unstable and generaly unhealty/unwanted and that "being the guy" is preferable because its so rational and amazing
----this was in response to a friend getting an e-mail from a girl in which she stated she hates having 'girly feelings' and is usually 'the guy' in sexual exchanges and now she feels like she's the girl and doesn't like it


Gbradley232: i dont see anything else that girl could offer, other than her mouth on a cock
Studlystuf: wow
Studlystuf: i think that's going on the website, bro
Gbradley232: haha, id rather not be quoted with that
Studlystuf: dude, i think i have to
Gbradley232: im turning into a dickhead but id rather not let everyone know it yet
Studlystuf: ok, i won't post it
-----i know, you all wanna know who we're talking about. but just think of it as a generalization....


msevier31: she tries to be a "feminist"
Studlystuf: a feminist!?
msevier31: yes, she's a self-proclaimed feminist
Studlystuf: so she's really independent and everything
msevier31: yes
Studlystuf: other than her complete and total dependency on men
msevier31: besides that
-----because, really, who's counting?

Shock & Awe, Rush Style

Studlystuf: "It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston."-- Carmelo Anthony assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks
Studlystuf: the key word is, of course, DUO
RushOfAdrenalin: clearly 4 years of high school and one year of college haven't been the trick...maybe being white would help...
-----racially speaking, this isnt even the most offensive Rush contribution on the site


RushOfAdrenalin: does ash make good fertilizer?
RushOfAdrenalin: because that could explain why german countryside is so beautiful
-----the implications here are just disturbing -- you can e-mail him at RushOfAdrenalin@aol.com


RushOfAdrenalin: we put the f-u in funny
-----::giggling::


RushOfAdrenalin: love is the world's biggest lie...that and the holocaust
-----you'll learn to expect this from him


RushOfAdrenalin: that anne frank is one fine piece of ash
Studlystuf: my god...
RushOfAdrenalin: do you think she takes it up the ash?
Studlystuf: im moving out
-----my roomate outdoes himself


RushOfAdrenalin: how do black women fight crime?
Studlystuf: is this a joke?
RushOfAdrenalin: yes and no
RushOfAdrenalin: they get abortions
Studlystuf: im moving out, again
-----you can e-mail him at rushofadrenalin@aol.com