is it the red pill or the blue pill?

msevier31 (18:19:13): god almighty
msevier31 (18:19:21): you dont even know the conversation i just had with my mom
msevier31 (18:19:27): i asked if she was belly dancing tonight
msevier31 (18:19:31): she starts dancing in the kitchen
msevier31 (18:19:33): i laugh so hard
msevier31 (18:19:39): "you know what im taking next?
msevier31 (18:19:44): ...pole dancing"
msevier31 (18:19:54): so i ask where they teach pole dancing
msevier31 (18:20:00): "a place in edmond called a touch of class"
msevier31 (18:20:11): i point out the irony of a place called a touch of class teaching pole dancing
msevier31 (18:20:17): "they also teach strip tease"
msevier31 (18:20:26): "mom i dont need to hear this shit"

*lighting myself on fire*