don't get a boner reading this...

here's a paraphrase of a conversation i had via text msg [during barbri's bar review course] with the illustrious dogtime (and remember, its always dogtime, bitch!)

DT: "my buddy broke his dick and the doc said not to get an erection for 6 weeks"
BD: "good lord, did he take meds to prevent him from getting hard?"
DT: "nope. morning wood was the hardest to avoid"
BD: "god, i would have to take down all mirrors, never turn on my computer or tv, and just listen to showtunes all day"
DT: "haha, take down all mirrors. i almost laughed out loud here"

no really...how do you not get hard for 6 weeks? i got 13 erections just writing this...