racism extended

only because you mentioned it...

1. i dont think the HBO special about the "sexes" got enough playtime here. in fact, i dont know if it got any, but im too lazy to check. anyways, the best part of course was the indian wedding they showed with all the teen boys dancing together, followed by the editorial note that females were conspicuously missing. cue voiceover by indian guy "most indian males' first sexual experience is with another male." wait a second...lets back that up *beep, beep, beep* most indians visit wienerschnitzel before joe's crabshack?
this of course raises the question -- are you ever going to be able to look at an indian guy the same?

2. so i was talkin to one of my friends from law school, whom i affectionately refer to as "blackie" (and proceed to giggle every time, because i am VERY immature)...i made a "deez nuuts" reference, and it was completely lost on her. so let's recount this here -- we have a black female, age 22 or 23, went to the university of houston, and doesnt get the deez nuuts reference, let alone know where it might have come from.
do i have grounds to be offended here? or at least bothered? if i AM offended, is that racist?

why dont they hand out manuals on these things?

thats racist!

quick questions:

1. why do the armenian/persian guys wear nicer shit to the gym than i wear to go out in? A/X and diesel shirts? seriously, guys?

2. is it ever considered racist if you say something positive or complimentary of a race?

3. what the hell was the prez of the NAACP thinking talking shit on mcnabb? did he just set back african americans 40 years?

4. why did one of my professors plagiarize the hell out of his exam, even though he preaches intellectual property?

I'm reading this, and I'm thinking; why shouldn't I take a stab at it?

#1. armenian/persian-americans. That's a big qualifier. You see, once they come here, they want to pretend like they're Italians. Because they think our femmes dig on the Italians. (When in fact, everyone I know just laughs at them. Unless they're connected; I apologize Mr.Soprano...) So in order to fake like they're Italian (they're grateful to have similar coloring) they have to dress.... well, *that* way. Yes--even at the gym.

#2. I think it depends on the race. Clearly, there are some races (in a surprising turn of events, I'm not going to name names here -- I know, I button-hooked ya) that take offense to everything; whether it be positive or negative. So, to answer your question - simply, "yes"

#3. Clearly McNabb is a racial sell out. Because (of his last name?) he passes well and black quarterbacks shouldn't pass. He chooses not to run... (Clearly there's an opening for the Seinfeldian, "I choose not to run" joke, but I'm not gonna take it there...) And Steve Young was a racial sell out as well, because he was a great scrambler, and white quarterbacks shouldn't run.

#4. As far as I knew, "real world" laws/rules didn't have any bearing in the fantasy world of academia. Those people are living in Plumley land, man. (refer to any past references to RushOfAdrenalin) I think in order to even be considered for tenure you have to prove (and defend) that you are so out of touch with any practical knowledge of what normal life consists of. Because, let's be honest -- if you could make it in the real world; why are you teaching? (What's that dreadful saying? -- Those who can, do; and those who can't, teach. It's not that I don't respect professors...) If this has changed since I last attended class (that should be good for a laugh, or ten), I must have missed the memo. (Is there a problem with my TPS reports?)

P.S. Flowers; wake up!
Send me a post, Paco. I'm waiting...

It's so fundamental

Because it's necessary--

The Chuck P. quote of the day:

"I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's just about getting off. Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love."
CP~


UGH!! that's disgusting! and to think, i once gave myself to you and cared about you...
i gave you everything, and you gave me nothing
you werent JUST using me were you? i mean...you had to feel something at some point...right?

You know the drill--
I'll answer that with more Chuck.
"You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin."
And if that doesn't do it for ya, here's one more for the road, kiddies..
"...for sure she thought it would turn into something romantic, but hey. Me being face deep in her wonderful rubbery butt, it's amazing what a woman will read into it if you by accident say, I love you. Ten times out of ten, a guy means I love this."

dear santa...

dear santa,
i know i'm not on your nice list. hell, you probably erased my name from contention in that database a few years back. so lets just be candid here - naughty people deserve (and get) presents, too...
the big request this year is abortion. some of my other fellow naughty-listers probably already have written you to request this, but i thought we should cover all our bases, just in case something might have gotten "lost in the mail." you understand...
with so many dirty (and quite fertile) women running around here, its difficult to make the stomach-punching and stair-pushing rounds this year...and you know i cant afford all those "operations" either.
lets see, if you cant get that, i'll have to think of other ways to deal with that...hmm, bavaria is lovely, from what i remember...
one final request (for now) -- how about a beautiful baby who turns 16 on christmas morning? you know how i like 'em santa...we have the same taste. so pick out a chick you'd normally spring for, and tack on 3 years, then send her my way
thanks
bruce


Ah, abortions & the holidays. They go together like red n' meth, tea n' crumpets, this blog n' controversy, and Bruce & minors -- A match made in heaven, my friends.
Speaking of abortions -- this brings to mind a Taking Back Sunday lyric -- "just hoping for the best, just hoping nothing happens" then again, in the same song, my man says, "this all was only wishful thinking" so.... there's that.

Allow me one quick departure? I knew you would...
Bruce, you're disgusting!
Sexual abuse is NOT funny -- especially when young children are involved -- and by jesting about it you're just making light of a very serious issue. You're putting on display a behavior that is sick and twisted, and by laughing about it (you must have a "sense of humor") you're implying that it's "okay". I don't even know why I continue to talk to you (because it couldn't be that I have no conviction...)

P.S. Dear Santa, just put me down for the same as Bruce... Thanks. Oh! Also, I'll take two 16 year olds instead of just one.