Equal Rights

Oh equal rights...

I'm talking about women, boys...

Straight women... not butch dykes...

I love the equal rights thing. Women -- pretending to want to be equal -- don't want equality at all. Period. (No pun intended... or is there?) They want equal rights, as long as it provides them an UNEQUAL advantage. They want for my university to give them 'man-made' money for their "basketball" program, but they want a smaller ball and the same sized hoop. They want admission into men's country clubs to play golf with us, but they want their own tees, set up right next to the green. They want equal pay and treatment in the workplace, but they'll sue you if you replace them during a NINE MONTH LEAVE. They want to have one-night stands and not feel guilty for it, as long as you pull their hair and degrade them in filthy (amazing) ways... (This one I’m actually more than okay with).

Look, here’s my point; women want to be women. They just don't want it to be rubbed in their face that they're inferior, (or, female, as you may call it). The Y chromosome is a menacing devil indeed, prompting us to hold those without one in contempt. Women are stepping up to the plate with two strikes. But ladies, we're fine with it, really. We can play along with anything -- that's life for a man. It's like mouth kissing. We all hate it. We would all just rather mess around and forgo all the unnecessary things like kissing (and talking and using condoms). But, we'll lie about it and tell you how much we want to do all these things, just to get the Pinoche. It's a means to an end. So we'll play along with the whole "equal rights" thing if you'll stop passing unnecessary legislation. (See title 9, for one)

And what's with women being allowed to vote? When did this happen? I'm not sure I know a woman capable of casting an educated vote...