black men like ham

big, christmas ham(s) to be exact. it's no revelation that most black men love them some booty (i feel like there has been at least a song or two about it over the years).
here's what i dont get though -- why do so many black men go to nasty white chicks to get it?
1. do they think the white girls have been with fewer black men and are therefore more likely to be cleaner than the black bitches?
2. more money?
3. reparations?
4. sport?
5. just because?

look, ive seen plenty of (by all accounts) attractive men go after dirty, trashy, pasty, corpulent white chicks. look man, you can do better! not all skinny and/or attractive white women are racist any more.
wait, i dont want you polluting my pool of women, so disregard that last part

proceed baggin and taggin those fat white chicks while i look on in disgust and dismay, yet some level of amusement and satisfaction


I think it may (or may not) have something to do with the fact that rappers like to denigrate women to an unbelievable level (props). And, we all know fat white chicks are, more often than not, the grateful type. Right? So you can basically do whatever you want to them. (so I've heard...) It's always the guys who go whaling with all the stories about how they love anal so much. A porker will (apparently) allow you unrestricted entry into their (hard to find) caboose. And I think there's some relation with body fat percentage and number of guys she'll do at once. When was the last time 4 of your frat brothers ran a train on some fine ass honey on a pool table downstairs? Yea, never. So I think the wanna-be hip hop crowd is trying to find women that will let them do anything they want to them. And fat white chicks probably have the highest success rate for them. (even though you and I know that hottass white chicks will let you do anything to them, too. they just don't advertise it)

As far as hooking up with dirty/trashy/slutty/etc girls. I think this needs no explanation. As long as she's not a heavyweight, I'll get in the ring. And I know you would too. But the utility of slutty girls is a completely different blog.

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starryskyo (03:57:16): Okay, I must say this from a completely objective point of view. I seek to gain nothing from telling you this, and techically have no opinion of you, having seen some terrible/sick/mean/disrespectful/racist/ignorant/small-townish/douche-baggish things in my day, but ultimately, your website and the opinions that you ("Bruce") enforce are socially retarded in more ways than one, and I can only say with all certainty that you are a part of the problem, and not a part of the solution, which may have been up for some sort of review by you and/or your peers at one point or another. I truly don't understand why these thoughts exist in your mind, but I emphatically suggest that you seek therapy, if not for yourself, than for the others that you encounter in your day-to-day life, you incorrigible sociopath.

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LarMicMac7 (18:00:10): i just want to take a moment and applaud you and your ability to piss people off with your insanity(website) to the extent that they are blind to all rational thinking and subject themselves to further ridicule. you are a good man.

LA (or NY) here i come!

[yes thats right you get a double feature today]

and no, im not moving...its dallas for now
im writing about the obsession generations x, y, whateveryoucalltheneweronesthatidontknow have with moving to LA or NYC. certainly you know this story, right? "i want to find myself" or "i want to pursue acting" or "i think it will be fun"

but you also have to know that unless you have a lot of money or you are already connected there, it isnt going to be that great or glamorous. so is it to prove a point? to say that you did it? some sort of rite of passage? did i miss an important chain email on AOL like 10 years ago that implanted this idea?

how many people end up either staying in those cities and slumming it, moving from waiting tables at one restaurant to hostessing at another to working oddjobs just to make ends meet? and how many more end up moving out of the city within a year or two at most? im much more cynical about it and want to put it right around 6 months, but i have to be a little lenient for those particularly stupid or stubborn types.
certainly the % of people who are successful and are happy as far as achieving a majority of what they set out to do has to be less than 1(%) right?

and no, im not counting you kids who are living on mommy and daddy's amex and/or that trust fund your aunt set up for you before she moved to the "hills" to get weekly botox somewhere on her body, and microdermabrasion on her twat.
id say even the ones who move to these cities who are happy end up relying on someone else way more than they expected or would care to admit

so go ahead and move...im sure you'll be really happy, and theres no chance of you returning home or moving to another city (and no, im not talking about all the idiots who succumb to what i like to call the "oklahoma syndrome" of returning to oklahoma no matter where you move...thats an entire column on its own)
--bd

big floppy donkey dick

let me just say how excited i was to see that they finally put out a "gone wild" installment that i can embrace: guys gone wild! i feel like the demand for them to make that series was about as strong as the demand for another blog on this site...in other words you can probably count the requests on one hand. couple quick questions/comments:

1. is this targeting females or males? do girls really even want to see naked guys nearly as much as guys want to see naked girls? this has to be targeting the gay market b/c we all know guys are way more shallow and likely to buy into this than females. i think(?)

2. did they find straight guys or gay guys to be on these videos? clearly the guys who would agree to be on this either have giant wieners or are just self-absorbed assholes who want attention. which means the motivation isnt that different from the attention-craving sluts on girls gone wild

3. its a lot easier to get straight girls to kiss each other when theyre drunk than it is to get straight guys to kiss and rub on each other...i think. as far as i know they didnt film any of this on the jersey shore with those narcissistic "get me really drunk and i might take head from a guy" types who might be willing to do that. but can you imagine the fallout from one of those legendary "gay guy messes around with straight guy" frat house tales that gay guys pass around like bush and the "WMD in Iraq" story

so are we going to essentially see wannabe strippers grinding the air and flopping their wieners around? or guys laying on a bed stroking themselves? did they actually find gay guys to mess around? these are questions i want answers to without having to watch the videos

now pardon me while i watch football and look up heterosexual porn...