WWJD?

a little holiday reenactment for everyone's enjoyment:

my brother: bruce has an adonis complex.

my mom: what do you mean?

my brother: its like bulimia, only the opposite

me: i eat other people's throw up?

brother (to my mom): he's not happy unless he's "jacked," and he's never satisfied with how he looks...

me: so? what's wrong with striving for perfection?

brother: because you're never happy, and you can't be perfect

me: im just trying to be like jesus

mom: i wish


merry christmas...i just got burned