advice du jour

courtesy of chuck palahniuk:
get married before the sex gets boring, or you'll never get married



write that down

it's the return of the, oh wait, no wait...

you're kidding. he didnt just say what i think he did, did he?

Gbradley232 (9:58:58 PM): so i go to CVS cuz i need milk after my workout today and withuot even noticing it I aparently start singing along to the song playin on the loudspeaker in there, circle of life from the lion king, untill i realize that the lady whos checking me out is lookin at me like im fuckin nuts
Gbradley232 (9:59:18 PM): which i guess she had every reason to belive

i (re-)present to you tron, ladies and gentlemen.

daily advice: going to the Y

if you go down on a chick who smells like she's just been to the gym (then you're an idiot), and your throat starts to feel like it's closing up, you might have just gotten chlamydia. congratulations!

the good news is, like every other "std" in affluent white communities, this is cured with just a couple pills from kindly doctor so-and-so. maybe next time you'll have the fortitude to smack that bitch and tell her to shower...and if she still smells like tuna and rusted metal, call off the troops.