drunken sluts, part 29

here's something to ponder...

how do these 20 year old coozes who get prego not have fucked up kids?
obviously the girl is retarded
97% she drinks

how much alcohol has she consumed by the time she realizes she's pregnant? its gotta be 4-6 weeks worth, at a minimum, right?

theres no chance you're having a kid who is even marginally talented at anything [other than fucking...like you, harlot] if youre boozing that hard with a fetus.

catch a falling star

you know what i love? the guys who hook up with the girl who used to be hot (think high school), only they do it like 3-4 years too late.
she's a little heavier, shes a lot looser, and frankly she's now below you.
its like if you got with britney spears now. yeah, you fucked britney spears, but...sick, so have 33 other guys since she was last classified as hot.

you enjoy your has-beens.
red n meth are going to enjoy the right-nows (or the give-me-a-couple-years)

sage dickinson's advice of the day

she cant press charges if she doesnt know your name...