question to consider

if someone was involved in a car accident b/c you were texting back and forth with that person, would you feel guilty or liable in any way?
would your answer matter depending on the severity of the accident?

timeless paradox of sexual relations

as a guy, you have to reconcile the paradox of the blowjob versus the poke

when you're getting a blowjob, the girl is wondering (often aloud) "are you almost finished?"
when you're jabbing her gash, the girl is wondering "you're not about to get off, are you?"

obviously that sucks, because if youre conditioned to one, youre not going to perform according to her expectations on the other. come on, ladies, we're as stupid as monkeys when you're tending to our junk, you cant expect us to change gears and speed it up when youre giving us throat or slow it down when youre grinding our dode like a cocor (sound it out) fiending for her next score.

thats all, ive got a blowjob to end.