R.I.P. dimebag

umm...so i was driving earlier today and saw one of those mexican trucks with all the stickers and cool gothic lettering on it ... and on the rear window, among other things, was a sticker that said something to the effect of
in loving memory, miguel "dimebag" jimenez (i just made up a mexican name, b/c i was transfixed on the dimebag nickname)

im shocked that someone with the nickname dimebag might have died tragically or prematurely...no, really, i am...


the vato may have just been old--

dateline nbc: to catch a harlot

come on dateline. your "to catch a predator" is played out. its old news.
actually, thats not true at all. its still as funny as ever -- from the creeps saying "ive never done this before," "ive made a big mistake," or "i just wanted to be like a father" to chris hansen being more patronizing than your 5th grade teacher and reading the perps online chats back to them

"you just wanted to hang out, huh? your chat says you wanted to know how wet she was...and you wanted her to feel your hard dick in her pussy. that doesnt SOUND like just hanging out to me"

what i wanna see [and will obviously never happen b/c of minority protection laws and privacy laws] is "to catch a harlot"
look, the fucking pervs wouldnt be getting on these sites and chat rooms if there werent little 12 year old [beautiful] methbabies lookin to fuck. thats a fact, jack.
markets dont exist unless there is a demand AND supply. you dont go lookign for shit you know doesnt exist or isnt available. so the young cut-up is there...somewhere. some of us just happen to know where to [safely] find it.

i would love to see chris hansen walk in on a little tricknasty and say "what were you planning on doing here today? you thought this gentleman was 50 years old, and you told him you wanted him deep inside your ass...what sort of 12 year old says that?! you should be playing with dolls still. but look, while we're here, if you still want your fix, im game...its not immoral if its oral"
okay so that last part wouldnt happen [on camera] but the rest could be really brilliant tv. damn the protection of minors. fuck it, if theyre old enough to [bleed] talk dirty, theyre old enough to be exploited