bitch is runnin wild

"i havent been cheated on" - think again, tons of fun

its human nature, sorry.

if youve been in any sort of system of organized relationships, just assume youve been cheated on. in the long run, it will be easier, and you will be slightly less naive and ignorant (and glib?) than those jesus camp kids.
i know, you think youre above being cheated on. youre AMAZING looking, or youre totally trusting/trustworthy, or you dated a saint. sorry, i appreciate you stopping by, and i hope you stay classy, but youve [probably] been cheated on.

why? people get bored. people are interested in what else is out there. its the same reason someone doesnt have pizza for every meal. or some sort of amazing dessert every time. what if youre missing out on something even better?! not possible, right? god, you ARE glib.

im gonna tell you no one is immune to this. a minister at my old church who had been married for years and had grown kids. the virgin youth pastor i worked with at the restaurant where i worked, cheated on his FIANCE like a month or two before their wedding (i think it was that close to the date. regardless, he was engaged, and a virgin, and a youth pastor. he didnt fuck, but he still got the titty!)
ive been with girls who had boyfriends (and did shit with me they wouldnt do with their boyfriends bc im awesome like that) and their boyfriends didnt know.
i could provide other amazing examples but that would put certain readers (and writers) of this blog at significant risk, so i will leave it at that.

sure, you had the perfect 5 year relationship. she cheated on you, dude. she had that "family vacation" or "summer camp" or "girls night" [thats the best one] or you went out of town or whatever. she tasted another guy's juices while you were together.

its not so bad, really. shes just ahead of the evolution curve. let's just hope you got your fuck on with some bad bitches, too. otherwise youre just a little schoolboy bitch who got cheated on...and you sound like a gay.

[ed. note -- i assumed you would figure out this is applicable to both sexes, because everyone knows guys cheat. i think you can make the necessary mental leaps, mensa]

stoooore

so i went to the grocery store this morning, where i have been buying my groceries since last august (thats around 13 months for you descartes out there) ... a few things worth noting

1. i thought the lady who checked me out had the most personality (and perhaps intelligence) of anyone who had checked me out there before. she was ebullient and fairly eloquent (read: not ghetto fabulous) for a checker.
then i realized she was actually a robot. i think she greets each customer the exact same way and gives the same responses to questions. there goes that idea

2. i happened to be paying attention to the screen when she rang my apples up. 4 bucks for 6 red delicious apples? excuse me? it says 1.44/pound on the screen, but the sign clearly said .98 a pound. and yes i can read. trust me, i know my apples, and red delicious are clearly the "cheap" apples. so as i was opening my mouth to raise the issue, something else entered my mind...i thought back to the time i realized that this genius store has miskeyed their computers to charge the tax rate -- on the receipt it says something like 8.25% tax, but it clearly is .0825% ... through the miracle of modern morons, this error has gone unnoticed for at least a year.
how do i know? i used to save my receipts, which i referenced upon the recent discovery. im a big winner, i know.
so, i figured i owe them a little bit. theyre probably saving me 100-150 bucks a month in just taxes, so we'll call it a wash ;)

3. finally, i saw a father and son duo at the store. this dad was awesome -- his son was happy and giggling most of the time. when he got him out of the cart to put him in the car seat, he made some motorized/airplane noise, and the kid giggled once again. i wanted to thank this man for treating his child so well, and not turning him into a noisy brat that i wanted to shake violently.
watching this "joyful" interaction made me want kids...at least for a minute. then i came home and poured bleach on my penis

heres where i ramble about white supremacy

first, i will say this. i think every single person in this world has some hint of "racism" or prejudice or other preconceived/ill notions towards some class of people. i think this is human nature, and such feelings are bred by the human ego, society, and the fear of that which is different from us.

that being said, i dont think im racist. i hate all races equally, including stupid crackers. honestly, i just dont get the "white supremacist" thing. really, white people are supreme?

again, i dont know if this feeling of superiority or supremacy is attributable to sheer ignorance, "influence" [read: brainwashing at an impressionable age/period in life], or if it is a mask for the fear of people who are unlike the so-called supremacists.

i mean, anyone in america who tries to pull the "purebred" or "pure blood" argument for white people is obviously really smart. white people are the least likely to have pure blood (from a strict heritage/genetic perspective...we're not talking about the HIV here, so stay focused) b/c we're a mixture of 2000 different cultures all coming together and boning.
again, there are plenty of things about every race, culture, heritage that im sure i dont care for or agree with, but to claim my own race superior b/c some other race doesnt look or act the same way is short-sighted at best.

im not a hippie, and im not looking for racial tolerance or whatever, but i think it is the individuals who bother us, not necessarily the entire race or culture. what if all the militant muslims thought all americans were stupid just because our president sounds unintelligent. uh, whoops, bad example. anyways, pigeonholing is stupid, and i want someone to explain to me the rational basis for white supremacy.
for some reason, i think theyd have even less success explaining that to me in a cogent manner than someone trying to explain religion to a "non-believer"

and yes, if someone has a better understanding than me on white supremacy and its origins/rationales (or is somehow less lazy than me and wants to research), please do respond


in the mean time, youll have to excuse me, but uh...we have the truth

Righteous Judges!

Enroll your kids today....

Jesus Camp

that shit made me squeal--

i hope you enjoy...