uvula

okay, i dont get it. you can trigger your gag reflex by sticking your finger (or a toothbrush, as the professionals use) "down your throat" essentially hitting your uvula.

we eat all day, some of us more than others [isnt that right fatty?]
why does the food never trip the gag reflex? i just dont get it. clearly im retarded..but the good news is i dont have alzheimers

random thoughts, part 74

how disappointing is it when you see a girl who looks pretty cute, then smiles and has the horse gums? you know what im talking about, when theres more gum showing than teeth.
thats such a face (and relationship) killer. by relationship, i mean the one between my penis and her throat.

you know, im not sure ive seen a single [non-retarded] guy with this sort of mouth structure. i dont know if this is something that only women can get [like estro-meltdowns or aunt flo] or if guys who have it are smart enough not to smile like mr. ed

speaking of unattractive people, i always love watching fat people drop off or pick up someone from the gym. what are you doing that's so important you cant drag your gravy-laden ass in there to sweat some of that mayo out, huh tubs? put the double quarter pounder and large fries down and hop on the 'mill. you might get to see your genitals again without looking in the mirror!